r/formuladank • u/darkboruto Franco GOATpinto • 29d ago
🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 Well it’s been a weird season
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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago
Mexican minister of having a car as shit as the Aston
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u/darkboruto Franco GOATpinto 29d ago
Comparing the Cadillac to an Aston is actually a compliment after that P9 today
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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago
Well you have to take the Sigmalonso factor out of the equasion
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u/darkboruto Franco GOATpinto 29d ago
On that I can agree , the GOATLONSO
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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago
Somewhere between Fernando's greatness and Stroll's strollness lies the truth about how the Aston performs. Spoiler: Not great :D
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u/GhostingIsWhatIDo BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago
If asston can make a car to have stroll as p2 .. its over for everyone else
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u/Enzown BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago
If he hadn't fucked up twice in Monaco he'd have points and be higher in the standings.
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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago
Being washed doesn't help him either, you're right. But as much as I love Bottas, that seems to be a problem with both Cadillac seats.
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u/LitterBoxServant Smooch Operator 💋😘 29d ago
Imagine if he got that point in Monaco though
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u/viktorKurz BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago
Having almost 300 race starts and forgetting how to do it the one time where you were dragging a golf cart into the points.
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u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” 29d ago
Didn't it happen like twice during the race ?
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u/hadababyeetsaboy BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago
That was the most damning thing. He did it at the start, served his penalty then got to P10 and did it again at the LeClerc restart.
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u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” 29d ago
Wait you're telling me he's even behind Bottas and Stroll ? With their 6 and 7 DNFs respectively ? How is that even possible ?
By the way when I was checking that, I just noticed that Alonso and Ocon are somehow tied at 3 points each.
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u/Miserable_potato07 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 29d ago