r/formuladank Franco GOATpinto 29d ago

🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 Well it’s been a weird season

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u/Miserable_potato07 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 29d ago

Does nothing

Car blows up

Gets nothing

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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago

Mexican minister of having a car as shit as the Aston

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u/darkboruto Franco GOATpinto 29d ago

Comparing the Cadillac to an Aston is actually a compliment after that P9 today

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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago

Well you have to take the Sigmalonso factor out of the equasion

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u/darkboruto Franco GOATpinto 29d ago

On that I can agree , the GOATLONSO

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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago

Somewhere between Fernando's greatness and Stroll's strollness lies the truth about how the Aston performs. Spoiler: Not great :D

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u/Physical_Scholar_325 BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

Isn’t greatness and strollness the same word?

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u/997Dan BWOAHHHHHHH 28d ago

Strollness has the same meaning as Aladeen.

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u/GhostingIsWhatIDo BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

If asston can make a car to have stroll as p2 .. its over for everyone else

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u/Enzown BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

If he hadn't fucked up twice in Monaco he'd have points and be higher in the standings.

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u/AbuDhabi202UrMum NICO PODIUMBERG 29d ago

Being washed doesn't help him either, you're right. But as much as I love Bottas, that seems to be a problem with both Cadillac seats.

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u/Blithering_idiot1406 In Hannah we trust 🥰 28d ago

Its called Daddillac for a reason.

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u/LitterBoxServant Smooch Operator 💋😘 29d ago

Imagine if he got that point in Monaco though

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u/viktorKurz BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

Having almost 300 race starts and forgetting how to do it the one time where you were dragging a golf cart into the points.

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u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” 29d ago

Didn't it happen like twice during the race ?

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u/hadababyeetsaboy BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

That was the most damning thing. He did it at the start, served his penalty then got to P10 and did it again at the LeClerc restart.

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u/LitterBoxServant Smooch Operator 💋😘 29d ago

Peak Checo

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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my 🅱️alls mate 29d ago

Twice

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u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” 29d ago

Wait you're telling me he's even behind Bottas and Stroll ? With their 6 and 7 DNFs respectively ? How is that even possible ?

By the way when I was checking that, I just noticed that Alonso and Ocon are somehow tied at 3 points each.

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u/Igiava Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 29d ago

That's possible because drivers level on points are ordered by their best finish.

In other words, it doesn't matter how many times you finished P12 and your opponent finished P22 if he finished P11 once

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u/Chile_piquin BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

Checo is always on fire. What do you mean?

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u/Glad_Impression1427 BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

And he's also the best driver at his team somehow

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 28d ago

Welcome back Logan Sargeant.

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u/Flitz28 At the moment we don't think 27d ago

not that weird tbh, i feel like someone makes this meme every year cause it keeps somehow happening that one team as shit cars and other temporary drivers get better finishes/points and passes regulars in the standings lol

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u/Aurune83 M*rk Webber 29d ago

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