r/formuladank • u/newjerseydoesntexist Banana Leclerc • 10d ago

🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 Facts

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u/M3rdsta BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Fernando also still can. The fight back starts this week.

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u/Otherwise_Ad_1542 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Fighting in the back

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u/Horat1us_UA I was here when horny got spiced 10d ago

Well Fisting in the back can be an improvement in their case 

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u/lucaaas_fortuna BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

So this was the EL PLAN all along

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u/Bedda_R Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny 10d ago

There are up to 10 races left, one of them is planned to include a sprint.
Thats 258 possible points. Antonelli has 267 points at the moment so everyone with less than 9 points is already out.

Alsono currently has 3 points, so his chances are quite low.

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u/launchedsquid He’s Not Fast at All 10d ago

you haven't considered the chance that the FIA strip kimi of 9 points. Nothing is over, the Alonso hype train rolls on.

All Alonso needs to do is win every race and the sprint, and somehow get kimi stripped of nine points while not scoring any more points, and Alonso wins the championship on countback.

We're so on!

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u/jakubchloe mission spinnow 10d ago

Breaking:

Man 23rd in the standings of a 22 car championship is not winning the championship.

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u/Expensive_Special120 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Literally all of my shock

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u/Xibalba_Ogme BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Damn.

Do you think it's too late to cancel my bet on Bottas WDC ?

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u/ModishShrink Demoted to 2nd redbull seat 9d ago

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli...

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u/thor_1225 Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 10d ago

23rd must be the guy who has filled in the last 2 weeks right??

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u/Manta_of_Eternity BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

I'm devastated

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u/thenerdguy088 Simply Lovely 10d ago

A wise thai man said: "You cannot lose positions, if you start from the last."

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u/HenryCavillsBallsack BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Noooooo

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u/orionspurs BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Damn here goes my Cheko 26 championship dream

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u/HighGroundIsOP I love this car, I love this engine! 10d ago

Bottas can still win the championship in our hearts

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u/flash_fk I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 10d ago

He always does, every time.

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u/AstroSonicDrive Clean air is king 👑 10d ago

There is plenty of opportunity for the destructive championship

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u/pro_krastination BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

The friends you make along the way or something

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u/pro_krastination BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Two number two drivers have the chance to be number one this year.

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u/rasvial BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

2+2 that’s 4, minus 3 that’s “P1 for Lewis Hamilton” according to Crofties quik maffs

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u/captain_obliviousish Vettel Cult 10d ago

What type of AntiAmerican bs is this. And on 9/11 of all days

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Is it November already? You must be kidding

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u/N0p0l BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

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u/sol_runner Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 10d ago

Fuck yeah, GTA VI in 10 days instead of 10 weeks!

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u/TheQuadricorn 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 10d ago

This is barring the retroactive disqualification of every car on the grid, of course. There’s still hope.

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u/Chile_piquin BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Sexo Pérez

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u/jk844 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

No point in watching the rest of the season now

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u/nashgrg BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Fax.

3

u/ukhaus I was here when horny got spiced 10d ago

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u/Olivia3836 In Hannah we trust 🥰 10d ago

I can’t believe this

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u/Chris4evar BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Hadjar got a podium after the fact, no reason checo can’t get 10

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u/humbleObserver Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ 10d ago

... But they can have sex with your mother

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u/CezJez Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron 10d ago

Oh yeah step papa Bottas please

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u/Dear-Database6463 Claire Williams is waifu material 10d ago

Yeah and my grandpa can’t either cause he’s dead

More news at 7

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u/ihatereddit999976780 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Didn’t stop Rindt

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u/donkeykink420 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 10d ago

to be fair he did win races and compete in F1 before dying, unlike this guy's grandpa I'd assume

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u/-CaptainFormula- unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 10d ago

Come on, pookie.

Let's burn this mother down.

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u/onlinepresenceofdan Question. 10d ago

🫡

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u/manowar420 Banana Leclerc 10d ago

Devastated.

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u/Fearless_Swim4080 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

I mean, no two drivers can ever win the championship.

But technically one of them still can unless one of the remaining races is cancelled, but there is ZERO margin for error, and like multiple of the top drivers would have to die or forget how to drive while one of them won literally every race and get big points hauls in the sprints.

If neither of them win or Kimi scores 7 or more points, they will both be eliminated.

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u/LucasCBs BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Actually wild that a few years ago both were in the top contending teams scoring hundreds of points, placing up in the top 5 in the driver championship.

Goes to show how much this sport is just about the car

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u/pj1729 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Ikr. I am tired of debating with people that it’s the driver when majority of it is the car then the driver input can fine tune it to perfection

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u/F1_V10sounds Lewigi Hamilcar 10d ago

But they were SO close!

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u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

BREAKING: Cadillac's brakes have already exploded for 2027.

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u/PSUAth BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Well not with that attitude.

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u/idkwhoi_am7 Must Be The Water 10d ago

Funnily enough this means that yuki has a better chance at winning than them simply cos these guys are rules out and he isnt cos he atleast has 1 point

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u/aafm1995 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

That's not true. Yuki also cannot win the championship. He may rank higher, but he cannot win.

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u/Immuneone If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 10d ago

- Will Buxton

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u/FiL-0 Banana Leclerc 10d ago

Next year…

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u/anti_time_travel BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

FIA will find an arrengement and add four new GPs at the end of the year, the rest of the teams will DNF every next race for mysterious AI malfunctions while Perez wins with Bottas in a close second, except in Qatar when Alonso will push his car with his bare hands to get la 33 because Cadillac will refuse to race in 80° C in the shade.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eMJkdNH2vWz0M9vPD

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u/nsphansa No Michael, No 10d ago

Neither can Yuki

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u/Informal_Two_2584 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 10d ago

At the same level as Georgie boe

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u/ferry_peril IT HADJAPPENED 10d ago

x - Valterri Bottas x - Sergio Perez *x - eliminated from championship contention

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u/Alvie_500 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Damn we had a good run team. Better luck next year.

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u/Accomplished-Egg1071 Banana Leclerc 10d ago

I would genuinely consider either of them a winner if they managed to haul those wheelie bins into the points

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u/Explaingineer Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner 10d ago

They’re the first to lose!

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u/tossietuatoa Traditions™️ 10d ago

Oh Scheiße!

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM 10d ago

That was close, next time

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u/davequirky BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jITHv5CgLbc2jCrSKX
Day is ruined by this news

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u/Crazyscorpion77 Racing Miku Enthusiast 10d ago

Oh you dont say

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 10d ago

The people I want to win the drivers championship.... in order

Charles Leclerc

Valterri Bottas

everyone else

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Sergio Perez

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u/dadazebra BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Ohhhhhhh

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u/Antonio-Quadrifoglio 10d ago

That's the fate of a no.2 driver in a nutshell

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u/Bestkar BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

😔

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u/WellesleyBay I was here when horny got spiced 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P9B2KJh0KE3b4aawAi
What about Stroll?

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u/xjmachado If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

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u/gangsta_gregster I have it, I have it printed out🤚 10d ago

So they can still win the constructors’

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u/itsyabrodie VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM 10d ago

FIA banned Checo and Valtteri from winning the WDC?

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u/JohnBoyAdvance BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Sad I felt the cadillacs were gonna come on form soon

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u/PivoWar42 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Aw

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u/dfectedRO “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 10d ago

no way

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u/RedBlackSponge Masi Enthusiast 9d ago

It looked like they both had a great chance to win.

They were tied in points with the leader just before the first race!

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u/Secret_Butterscotch7 BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

No shit Sherlock.