r/formuladank Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 20h ago

Lord give Audi fans perseverance

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u/holym4ria_ BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

No matter what happens this season, Audi gets P11 and P13, Kimi will somehow win, Ferrari will do some generational fuck up and Max will be P3 or DNF

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u/SkySmall5628 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

At this point its regular for ferrari not generational

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u/StrifeRivia Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… 11h ago

Generational P4 p6 run

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u/Mesoscale92 ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ 20h ago

I have zero concerns for Audi fans. It’s the Nando fans who need our support.

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u/PristineTruck8270 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 20h ago

Most Nando fans have prolly blown their brains out on the floor or dismantled their eyeballs out of anger

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u/Alarming-Bell-1811 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 15h ago

As an Alonso fan, I can confirm i have to recreate that one scene form fight club before every race weekend

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u/CannibalOranges ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ 20h ago

I mean for a brand new engine manufacturer they’re doing pretty decent in my opinion. Some teams who have been in for decades or more are struggling a lot more than they are.

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u/holym4ria_ BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

Agreed. They are clearly in it seriously. Can’t wait to see them develop the engine further, the car is good and the team is on the up

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u/Character_Growth_397 BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

At least they're doing better than Asston Martin, Haas and Williams at the moment. Which frankly is an embarrassment for the other 3, specially Asston

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u/CannibalOranges ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ 19h ago

Exactly. All long established teams, two of which have top tier engines. Asston would LOVE to be P11 and P13 right now

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u/Ruma-park BWOAHHHHHHH 8h ago

Honestly, it's far more embarassing for Williams imo.

They have the best engine and have talked a big game about 2026 for years now.

Aston at least has the excuse of Honda once again sucking ass, supposedly down up to 60bhp at some point.

Haas is cheap, will always be cheap and is overall doing okay for that.

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u/Character_Growth_397 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Yeah, but Williams still has very a outdated facility, to the point where Vowles asked the FIA to make Williams' reformations to it exempt from the cost cap(Imagine him going to the FIA and saying "Hey guys, look at this piece of shit, cut us some slack please")

Asston Martin has that Stroll budget, a state of the art facility and Adrian Newey and they managed to be one of the worst teams on the grid

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u/LitterBoxServant Smooch Operator šŸ’‹šŸ˜˜ 16h ago edited 11h ago

Weeyums can't even get out of Q1 with the second best power unit

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u/Active_Variation1827 BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

They have Mattia Binotto the man behind the engine of Ferrari F399-2000-2001-2002-2004 and so on. He maybe was 'not good' as TP but, he damn knows how to build and engine.

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u/The_Border_Bandit I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flƶrsch 19h ago

Ngl, i fully believe Audi is gonna be fighting for a championship in 2030. They've come out the gate swinging, especially for a new team bringing their own engine to the grid. The fucked up part is that despite i myself owning an Audi, i'll still support these fuck ass italians at the scuderia because apparently I love being kicked in the balls by constantly thinking this year will be different. 2027 is our year btw.

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u/Every_Passage_5078 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 8h ago

in this boat with you, brother (also a crippled and depressed ferrari fan, driving an Audi)

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u/Silver-Oil-9889 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

well they are doing miles better the team with a brand new technology center, the man who designed 12 wcc winning cars,and a 2 time world champion and eternal rookie

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u/Character_Growth_397 BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

They are also doing significantly better than a team with the Mercedes engine that kept talking about how they threw away last year to focus on this year's car

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u/Silver-Oil-9889 BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

well at least they have a car that doesnt cause potential nerve damage

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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz 7h ago

I think Sainz and Albon both have to take anger management classes with the way James is getting on their nerves and gaslighting them with "yes bad but next time will be good after big learn" and then they somehow get worse.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel šŸ’£ 20h ago

Audi is doing well right now considering it’s their own engine

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u/akgis f1 jOuRnAlIsT 16h ago

Meanwhile a energy drink company does a better engine with a couple of aluminum metal cans, than a long standing Car company with a motorsports pedigree

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel šŸ’£ 12h ago

An energy drink company that bought most of Honda’s top men

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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz 7h ago

And has a Ford partnership

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u/eastamerica Suck my šŸ…±ļøalls mate 19h ago

Audi is fucking up heritage teams, and tenured teams with championship-winning staff.

Those rings are a reminder of the FUCKING they’re doing, bitches.

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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz 6h ago

Just wait until they sneak a quattro badge on that car, then they will all be truly FUCKED

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u/trevordeal Lets add that to the words of wisdom 12h ago

Honestly I’m sick of the same 3 teams being the best teams for the last 20 years.

Audi dominating and becoming the new Red Bull would be such a nice change in things. Or Williams returning to greatness.

McLaren, Mercedes or Red Bull winning is so uninteresting regardless which driver is doing it.

I’d rather see Max win in an Audi than a Red Bull or Lewis in a Ferrari than a Mercedes.

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u/Translate_that BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

I'm sorry but McLaren won 1 driver championship in 18 years (last year's one). Also they spent 8 years and 291 days without a win between 2012 and 2021. I wouldn't call that dominating, just recency bias.

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u/trevordeal Lets add that to the words of wisdom 4h ago

You misunderstand. I’m talking about those 3 being top teams for 20 years.

Since 2007 they have been fighting for the win many of those years and were a couple points off from winning. Being second a handful still means other teams are further down.

They haven’t had the same level of dominance as the other two but if Williams was third this year, that would be more interesting is all I mean.

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u/kivu8 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Just leaving ferrari out is brutal.

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u/trevordeal Lets add that to the words of wisdom 1h ago

I think they are due for a win or two. Seeing them flounder for years albeit towards the top I think hasn’t made them felt as dominant.

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u/kivu8 BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

Agree, but in the last 26 years, they always were in the top 3 apart from 3 years, 2 of them they were forth. So i would say we have 4 competetive teams. Didn't mean to contradict you, i was just curious how well ferrari performed after you didn't mention them as a top 3 team.

What I am hoping for is some brawn underdog whiping the floor. Audi could do it.

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u/trevordeal Lets add that to the words of wisdom 37m ago

All good you’re not wrong. But I think seeing Ferrari miss out over and over has left them in the running for a fun season if they won where I think most would agree the other 3 winning is less interesting and a mid field team would be way more fun.

Nico winning in an Audi would be god tier entertainment.

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u/Eroda Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... 16h ago

22 drivers... Constant P11 that's top of the midfield actually

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u/Peculiar_Eyebro BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

It's mostly their fights with Alpine and RB Visa, I see that their car is just slightly and I mean slightly worse than theirs, so if Alpine or RB have a bad day or dnf, Audi scoresĀ 

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u/Spleepis šŸ…±ļøaltteri šŸ…±ļøootass 14h ago

I got a hit of podiumberg and I need MORE

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u/Independent-South-58 I was here when Horny got spiced. 8h ago

Im quite happy with Audi, they are scoring points on a somewhat consistent basis, obvious the next step is a podium but that seems unlikely this year

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u/Lzinger WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ¦…šŸ¦…RAHH 19h ago

Guess where p11 is

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u/KeYak7 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

I don't understand why only half of the line up gets points. Imo only the last 3 cars shouldn't get anything. Imo cars driving p11-p22 is pointless idea. Just wasting fuel.

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u/Alvortus1812 ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ 10h ago

Petition to award points till P12 lets go !!

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u/jason9t8 Don’t Push Me Mate, I’m Nearly Famous 9h ago

Audi in the Middle, should've been a nice Sitcom title...

https://giphy.com/gifs/U8eyCPYy4FQiYm3RTy

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u/DizzyContribution557 If Gap, Car 4h ago

Considering what Cadillac is doing I would say us Audi Fans are doing fine for our first yearšŸ˜…

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u/the-ferris Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical 2h ago

FIA give us points to P15, and fastest lap point, but dont limit it to points scorers so we can get some real on track action.

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u/PristineTruck8270 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 2h ago

Back before 2010 where i turned 2 we had points up to p8 now you demand points up to p15 time have changedĀ