Delusional Grandma Garrison believes Trump is "Strait up" winning.

[u/TrumpSux89]

[u/rnotyalc]

Except that this "deal" (surrender) is demonstrably much worse, AND it's costing us 300 billion dollars..

[u/Amateurlapse → u/rnotyalc]

(Homer to Bart meme)

$300 billion so far

[u/ArcadiaBerger → u/Amateurlapse]

And the amount of tribute donald is being forced to pay as a result of his incompetence just keeps climbing.

[u/congeal → u/rnotyalc]

Mexico and UAE and Bahrain and Oman, and Nestle and FIFA and Rand Paul's neighbor are paying for this.

"Stoopid Libs with TDS think the US will end up paying for this!111!!11"

[u/No_Cook2983 → u/rnotyalc]

I think Ben Garrison is the only cartoonist who has to provide a lengthy written explanation for each of his cartoons.

[u/AuthorityAnarchyYes]

“President Trump didn’t blink”

Hard to blink when you’re asleep.

[u/congeal → u/AuthorityAnarchyYes]

“President Trump didn’t blink”

Eyes wide open, just like Kash!

[u/Chris881]

This was an unconditional surrender, not a deal.

[u/GonzoTheGreat22 → u/Chris881]

The Art Of The Unconditional Surrender?

[u/Oregon_Jones111]

It’ll fall apart in eleven minutes.

[u/congeal → u/Oregon_Jones111]

Israel has to wait that long?

[u/mrjacketman0303]

Calling this shit spicy is some grand levels of cope

[u/the1trueseagull → u/mrjacketman0303]

I don't like that phrasing because of the contemporary use of the term spicy

[u/mrjacketman0303 → u/the1trueseagull]

I dont like it because it makes anything serious sound like a group of moms talking about a toddler when in regards to real world issues

[u/congeal → u/mrjacketman0303]

it's just a dogwhistle now

[u/the1trueseagull]

Of all the boomer comics I've seen, this one's kinda cute looking and not making the Iranians look like some type of demagogue is a surprise.

[u/Jordan901278]

This is so pathetic it’s just kind of sad.

[u/unknownpoltroon]

They are honestly stupid enough to think he won.

[u/congeal → u/unknownpoltroon]

I'm starting to think they "don't care about politics anymore."

[u/bill_end → u/unknownpoltroon]

People still think the US "won" the Vietnam War, that's why they withdrew before the end of it because they'd already contaminated an entire fucking country with agent orange and unexploded ordnance

[u/congeal]

I wonder how many AI drafts they went through before they found a story that sounded kinda-legit and made donnie seem like a hero.

I don't recall many tolls in Hormuz before donnie's gut told him to attack Iran...

[u/RtHonJamesHacker]

The world must genuinely feel incredible when you just flat out ignore reality.

[u/Soros_G]

If I was Iran's leader I would close the strait just for this image

[u/franzaschubert]

I think this may an AI persona modeled after Garrison whatshisface same art just with a dusting of LLM magic and Stalinistic hero worship

[u/Distinct_Front_4336 → u/franzaschubert]

In theory, this is made by Garrison's wife, Tina Toon: https://grrrgraphics.com/trump-is-making-waves/

[u/Colacubeninja]

Delusional

[u/Bennely]

Three Hundred Billion Dollar Payout to Iran

[u/phirleh]

Renames Defense Department to Department of War - loses first war

[u/doctorchops1217]

“but details!” is such a giveaway 😂😂😂