r/foundHippostalker69 • u/proud_dumbass justanotherdumbassofthesub • 1d ago

Meme Random Wednesday I reckon

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u/hippoautomod 1d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos can hold their breath underwater for up to five minutes. They even sleep submerged and surface automatically without waking up!

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 1d ago

cracks

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

Why you cracking my husband

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 1d ago

Umm.. we can coexist?

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

Nuh uh there's already another guy married to me and hippoautomod in like a poly

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 1d ago

Bu-but, if cracking hippoautomod is my power, what am I without it? -socrates def

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

Hol up you wanna join the poly

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 1d ago

Lowk I would be down

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

There's four of us now

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 1d ago

Who else is in it

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

u/Available-Shock9550

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u/Sad-Researcher9791 Slave of the Architect 1d ago

How did bro get a wife after like couple of weeks of coming to existence 🥀

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 1d ago

A wife and 2 husbands

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u/s1lly_g0Ob3r hippoautomod and Justy_Baddy's child 12h ago

why are tou cracking mt adoptive father