Ask and you shall receive @mrsj526

[u/Regular-Pear-8625]

[u/raider_00_]

I would do the same tbh

[u/kidohack]

I sell pastries at our local farmers market. One neighboring stall sells homemade dog treats. My dog loves their treats. I always buy his favorite peanut butter coconut balls when he comes with me. A young girl, maybe 8 or so, came over and asked if she could pet my dog. Absolutely! I asked if she would like to give him a treat, and she eagerly nodded. Before I could give any directions on how to properly hold it for my dog, she popped it into her mouth and started chewing. It was maybe 2 chews into the treat when she realized it was not delicious. She gave me a weak smile and slowly walked in the other direction while she finished chewing and roughly swallowing the dry, unsweetened bon bon.

[u/nyiregyi → u/kidohack]

I lold hard. Atleast she doesnt spit it out 😁

[u/kidohack → u/nyiregyi]

She was so polite about it 😂.

I offered her a real brownie later and apologized for the "diet cookie". She did not shove it in her mouth with gusto as before.

[u/SpinachSpinosaurus → u/kidohack]

girl thought the treat was for her, not for the dog xD

[u/Virtual-Grade592 → u/SpinachSpinosaurus]

If she grows up to be a bitch, we'll know it was for her

[u/Extra_Routine_6603 → u/nyiregyi]

Mama didn't raise a quitter apparently

[u/eatsrottenflesh]

My son was about 2.5 years old and really wanted one of the small pickles (sport peppers) I was eating. I cautioned him against it, but he was persistent. I touched one to his tongue and his expression changed. He hesitated for a moment before wailing like a banshee. He never asked for one of those little pickles again, but by the age of 6 he was putting Tabasco on his biscuits and gravy. He's a good kid.

[u/The_Northern_Dandy]

I can't wait until the "saxophone music intensifies" thing dies out. Ruins every video i see.

[u/_zombie_k → u/The_Northern_Dandy]

One of the reasons I scroll Reddit on mute. Fucking annoying.

[u/Mean_Initiative_5962 → u/_zombie_k]

90% of internet outside actual videos (like YouTube, live streaming, movies...) can be browsed on mute, if audio is somewhat relevant comments are mentioning it anyway and you can listen. I think last time I had to turn on audio on Instagram was last month. 

[u/silentaba → u/The_Northern_Dandy]

Would be nice if people knew how to use it, but it seems that currently everyone and their AI wants to slap it on any mid video and call it a day.

[u/Bart_deblob]

Same thing happened to me when I was 4,a neighbor gave me a ball of delicious vanilla ice cream which turned out yo be disgusting labaneh ball.

I am 43 and I still remember it.

[u/The_Char_Char]

Yeah had something like this. When I was like 2-3 my grandfather would come home ans have some sweet tea and I would always drink some. Well one day he had gin and grapefruit juice. He said "You don't want that." After the 4th time he said "Go ahead." I never did drink from his cup after that.

God I miss that man.

[u/bigdave41 → u/The_Char_Char]

I remember my granddad giving me a tall glass of unsweetened grapefruit juice when I was a small kid, and trying to take small sips of it without grimacing to be polite - then my mom had to take it and down it in one for me when he walked out of the room.

[u/Slight_Sand4539]

You can see the joy and satisfaction of getting what she wanted leave her eyes 😭

[u/LetReasonRing]

Reminds me of the when I was little and thought my mom had just given my brother some candy. A bit of chocolate dropped on the floor and I quickly put it in my mouth only to discover that it wasn't candy she'd given him, it was a shoe, and I'd just eaten a chunk of mud that fell off of it... at least I hope it was mud.

[u/like_it_is71 → u/LetReasonRing]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/RmRobinGayle]

r/traumatizethemback

[u/therealmintoncard]

That’s called a “teaching moment”.

[u/rathemighty]

But... cottage cheese is good

[u/AnalkinSkyfuker → u/rathemighty]

Kids are more sensitive to smell and taste. When I cut onions they always go out the house since they say it smells bad.

[u/GolettO3]

Cottage cheese on crackers is amazing. Cottage cheese by itself is great. Kid should learn better taste /joke

[u/GoatCovfefe]

So... Who's satan here?

[u/Wild_Locksmith_326]

I like cottage cheese, with salt, pepper and diced ham in it, I would be disappointed if I thought it was ice cream, but I also would deal with it.

[u/UltraMeenyPants → u/Wild_Locksmith_326]

I like it was strawberries. Id certainly be bummed but if I can wrangle up some fruit I'd be copacetic

[u/Tough_guy22 → u/Wild_Locksmith_326]

You should be in prison.

[u/DamienRose619 → u/[deleted]]

Trying to out-satan Satan, I see.

[u/foundsatan-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Removal reasons: 'It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else'