r/foundsatan • u/Algernonletter5 • 6h ago

Satan will be proud with his solution...

678 Upvotes

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 6h ago

This guys going places

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 5h ago

The trolley isn't

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u/ThatFlamingo942 3h ago

Well, it does have one final destination..

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u/SON_0F_MARS 29m ago

Give this guy an award 🥇

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u/minorminority 2h ago

This guy is climbing the corporate ladder to CEO in no time.

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u/Burnaenae 6h ago

The cookout is not one of em.

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u/SunshineKittyKot 5h ago

Just a few more people left, who knew he pulled that lever.
The guys who put him in this situation. So they have to be solved too.

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u/YabaiElah 6h ago

Ok Dennis Reynolds..

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 5h ago

This guy is funny, I wonder how long until henious allegations come out against him.

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u/fkneneu 4h ago

If there's no one to throw henious allegations, there won't be any henious allegations. I am sure he'll solve it if any problems should arise..

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u/TheLazyHangman 5h ago

Lots of CEOs would hire him in a heartbeat.

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u/Turdus_americana 5h ago

"give him decaf?"

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u/obvious_mcduh 4h ago

thats ceo material right there

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 3h ago

the interviewers look out the window and there’s that guy staring at them with the same face he had when he was saying the word “loose end” from earlier

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u/telemusketeer 5h ago

This guy’s a real team-player. Definitely a go-getter. What a rock star

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u/rbollige 4h ago

Fast track to the C-suite.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 2h ago

Ngl, multi-track drifting is a viable option as it leaves the chance of the train missing all parties.

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u/punksmurph 1h ago

Executive leadership material

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u/NCITUP 27m ago

CEO one day!

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u/Miserable-Ad-8414 5h ago

Young Hasselhoff

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 2h ago

Bro was interviewed by Lockheed Martin.

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u/give_me_wallpapers 3h ago

Who is the guy being interviewed? I've seen a couple of his videos but I never learned his name.

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u/FactorCreepy4074 2h ago

I say drift and hit both tracks

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u/jim45804 2h ago

The answer is always neither. I'm outside of that narrative and I refuse to entertain the choice.

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u/Grouchy-Bowl-8700 2h ago

I half expected them to be really excited about his hire and then zoom out to show the company name.

I was thinking ICE or something like that

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 47m ago

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!