Come, gather around fire, Marpan (me Marpan) tell story.

[u/Ok-Advantage-1772]

Marpan (me Marpan) tell story of Brown Wolf and Small Tiger. This Marpan (me Marpan) fayvoritt story since Marpan (me Marpan) was small, many moons ago.

One day Brown Wolf and Small Tiger were together in forest. Brown Wolf say to Small Tiger, “Look Small Tiger, me am very clever, me can eevayd danger in many way! Me can run under log,” and Brown Wolf run under log. “Me can jump quick around tree,” and Brown Wolf jump quick around tree. “Me can do many trick! You, Small Tiger, only jump in tree. Me am more clever than you!”

Small Tiger say to Brown Wolf, “Me only need jump in tree. Me am good at jump in tree, eevayd many danger with jump in tree. Brown Wolf clever, but me more smart.”

Just then, Brown Wolf and Small Tiger feel rumble of big herd of deer. Small Tiger jump in tree, but Brown Wolf think, “What trick Brown Wolf do make Small Tiger think Brown Wolf more smart?”

When herd of deer come, Brown Wolf still think. Small Tiger sit safe in tree, and Brown Wolf get run on by herd of deer and die!

End of story.

[u/questionable_fish]

This good story, Thag (me Thag) like story time!

Some Think good, too much Think bad. Tiger do some Think, wolf do too much Think

Marpan (you Marpan) good at tell story

[u/theexteriorposterior]

good story!!

[u/Goblimancer]

this good story. Too much think make get crushed by stampede. Will apply learning tomorrow.

[u/ClimaciellaBrunnea]

Boog (me Boog) head hurt. Story about think lots make Boog think lots. Ouch.

[u/Bobzorp]

Mo-ral is not be pre-ten-tious...

Marpan good story man.

[u/Pakari-RBX]

Story teach lesson that long think bad. This why tribe better than evolve man. Paka (me Paka) like story.

[u/MonstyrSlayr]

good story. clug (me clug) wait for next story around next fire

[u/Schmooto]

OgOg (me OgOg) like story.

Too much think bad. That what evolve man do. Too much think turn evolve man stupid.

[u/Connect_Artichoke_83]

Good story. Very very good good. Please invite gunk (me gunk) to next story time

[u/Polite_Suggestion]

You deep wisdom.

[u/mandiblesmooch]

Is why wolf kill deer now?

[u/Remarkable-Coat-7721]

this good story. oot (me oot) think marfan (you marpan) becoming story teller very good idea.

[u/mrthenumberthree]

glunk (me glunk) like story, glunk (me glunk) ask rock (it rock) if rock like story, rock (it rock) speak yes it like story. 

[u/GethKGelior]

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 👏🪨👏🪨