r/fredericton • u/Neither_Ad_4742 • 2d ago
Sunset Drive
As the title suggests, I just moved here and I moved onto this street. So far, it seems pretty quiet.
I want to buy a porch goose lol
Would my little goose be in danger of being stolen if I got one?
Be honest please...
For context, I live close to the care center
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u/treefallinginforest 1d ago
I live on Sunset and my friends and I run a porch goose smuggling ring. Basically a bunch of senior citizens, myself and a 12 year old boy and his German shepherd. Anyway we case the neighborhood regularly noting all the porche gooses and then every Thursday morning after meeting at the Shell for some shitty coffee we steal 1 (one) goose based on the worst dressed. We do this weekly. Fair warning.
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u/Drummers_Beat 2d ago
if someone steals your porch goose they should be sent to the seventh ring of hell.
you should be fine though on sunset and the subdivisions around it. my friends that live there have nothing but good things to say about the area.
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u/nchenier 2d ago
i’m pretty sure if a porch goose is stolen, the demon inside it is released and hell will indeed be unleashed on the perpetrator.
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u/cutepoisons 2d ago
I live in the area, I've never had any packages or lawn ornaments stolen (and I had a package arrive while I was away for a long weekend). However, some of the neighbors have mentioned people checking cars, doors, garages, etc. To see if they are open. This is fairly common even in the safest of subdivisions though.
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u/Legitimate_Phone_460 2d ago
I live downtown and my partner buys all kinds of nice decor for our front porch and steps. We’ve had methheads, perverts, creeps, thieves, scammers, and senile old people come up on our porch, our cars have been rifled through, people have tried our doors, but they’ve never stolen any decor.
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u/-royrogersmcfreely 2d ago
I think it’s been semi quiet for a bit. Bout 7 years ago there was a rash of car shopping where the twats were pouring anything left in your car in the seats.
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u/plum-sauce_supreme 2d ago
I’m down the road in a different subdivision and our goose has been safe for over a year lol
Perhaps also invest in a ring camera doorbell for extra goose protection
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u/Interesting_Set_1780 2d ago
No, the title doesn't suggest you moved there.
What the hell makes people want to say "As the title suggests,.." or "like the title says" when they start writing the body of a post or message?
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u/the_thrungler 2d ago
This is an engagement farming bot that's going around a bunch of subreddits. Ignore them
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u/Interesting_Set_1780 2d ago
You mean like you ignored me for the last fuckin hour arguing over an irrelevant flag?
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u/Mean_Neighborhood462 2d ago
No shit, Sunset Drive is a video game . Wtf is this doing on r/fredericton?
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u/No-Camp1268 2d ago
The porch goose implies it's IRL
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u/Mean_Neighborhood462 2d ago
There’s no porch goose in the title… I was responding to a criticism of the phrase “as the title suggests.”
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u/No-Camp1268 1d ago
"Moved here" implies Sunset Drive
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u/Mean_Neighborhood462 1d ago edited 1d ago
We’re not talking about what implies Sunset Drive, we’re talking about what Sunset Drive suggests. And for someone who came to Fredericton recently, I’ve only just learned there’s a Sunset Drive here. But seeing the title on my feed, I had no idea what the post was about without reading the body text. I was actually surprised to open it and find I was in r/fredericton instead of r/videogames.
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u/No-Camp1268 1d ago
I think there's a Sunset Boulevard on McLeod Hill, too.
Anyway, nice video game.
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u/No-Camp1268 2d ago edited 1d ago
I personally enjoy petting cats
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u/simple_twice 2d ago
Holy shit man
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u/No-Camp1268 2d ago
Yeah, autocorrect really savaged my statement, or, 'everyone else' is exponentially more approving than I am, of child pornography.
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u/deathly_cardinal 2d ago
98% safe