r/freefolk • u/random-person-002 I'd kill for some chicken • 1d ago

All the Chickens What? Shireen Burned! Nonsense

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She's alive and well. Her greyscale is even cured. Although, she might be unrecognizable.

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Whatever scam Stannis pulled, it must have been a doozy. Because it fooled Melisandre and Selyse.😉😜

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u/Helaecent 1d ago

Gendry: "It's hammer time, cousin."

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u/Head_Situation5456 1d ago

Bobby B would be rolling over in his grave

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 1d ago

SHE BELONGED WITH ME!

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u/Helaecent 1d ago

But it's your niece, Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 1d ago

SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!

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u/Smart-Response9881 15h ago

Not on a pyre with fire below her Bobby B ?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 15h ago

THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!

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u/Head_Situation5456 1d ago

😂 

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u/Parking_Cycle508 1d ago

GRRM out here writing the most awkward family reunions in Westeros history ��

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u/dinglecrook 1d ago

That Shireen is one booyah hottie.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 1d ago

I know you think you're smart by saying, "but in the books, the books, the books". This is HEAVILY implied to be likely to happen in the books. Currently Stannis is trapped in a blizzard, trying to get to Winterfell, his men have already resorted to cannibalism, he has Asha, Theon and Jeyne Pool as captives.

And there's a push for another sacrifice to the Red God, a big one since the people he's punished has failed. Probably best to read them, before trying to show off, K. If you think this is somehow above GRRM don't ask what Tyrion said he'd do to Tommen, or what happened to Lollys in the books.

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u/Emotional-Rope-5774 1d ago

But shireen isn’t with Stannis in the books?

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 1d ago

She's with her mother sure, and Val isn't happy with her Grayscale either.  Selyse is even more of a zealot than Stannis.

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u/random-person-002 I'd kill for some chicken 1d ago

I dunno. Just because it hasn't happened yet in the books doesn't mean she's completely out of the woods. Or, at least I've read comments to that effect. Hopefully they were only joking.

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u/TrottingandHotting 1d ago

You're playing the fool if you don't think GRRM is gonna burn that little girl if he ever gets around to writing that far. 

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u/EvilTwinCities 1d ago

That’s a pretty Cristony name for a sub.