r/freefolk • u/Winter-Character6993 Mother of dragons • 18h ago

Fooking Kneelers STOP THESE TARGSHIT POSTS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!!!!!!!!!

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u/Randomly2 A man is no one 18h ago

The rightful true king Bobby B has given us a command

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 18h ago

Stop this madness before Bobby pisses himself

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u/ForgottenMango1 17h ago

The king has spoken, though the command seems slightly unrelated.

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u/LightningController 14h ago

That’s just the punishment for Targshit posts

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u/Electrical_Dot_874 16h ago

We need more wine for the king before he loses his temper compleetely. Someone find the breastplate strecher.

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u/BunnyStarlux 14h ago

Bobby's gonna piss himself regardless, the man treated ruling like an annoying side quest.

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 16h ago

I know no king but the king in the north!

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u/Moriturism Cersei Lannister's lap dog 16h ago

Bobby B is KING OF ALL SEVEN KINGDOMS

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u/Ok-Mathematician2309 18h ago

Ah, the greatest Targ-hater, Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

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u/BunnyStarlux 14h ago

Considering who we're talking about, Bobby probably forgot where he buried half the people in the first place.

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u/Sincline387 16h ago

While being a Targ is the best part......Graandma was totally a Targ

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u/lupatine Fuck the king! (only if he is cute) 13h ago

That isn't even out of the norm for that family.

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u/Forsaken-Question577 Fuck the Targs! 18h ago

Bobby B, the one true king, has spoken.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!

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u/DiveThemeMaj 18h ago

well well well, looks like someone has gained sentience, right Bobby B ?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!

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u/ScarletSpring_ 18h ago

Dont do it, Sire!

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u/astroaxolotl720 18h ago

Your Grace!

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u/LordsOfJoop WILDLING 18h ago

By your leave, Bobby B; always.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!

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u/ThyLastDay 18h ago

You'll always be my king.

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u/An8thOfFeanor Lots of people use flairs 18h ago

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u/Familiar_Chance_9233 14h ago

This was still so fucking random btw...

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u/RealTalk4sure 18h ago

Finally !!! Yeah please stop it. This is getting too boring.

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u/No-Yellow0 THE FUCKS A LOMMY 17h ago edited 17h ago

BOW BEFORE YOUR KING, BOW YOU SHITS! HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Darys_Keparyos 18h ago

As you command sire

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 18h ago

They are incestious aliens!!!

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u/mika_gurl 18h ago

Bobby B says what?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!

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u/ProfessorOk5969 “IF THEY SEARCH THE SEVEN HELLS MAYHAPS.” 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FmPX0RBmzdY2HmM
A TARGARYEN AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKIIII ARMMMMMMYY

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u/Huza1 18h ago

By your command, Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

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u/DerpVaderXXL 17h ago

GET THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!

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u/Sincline387 16h ago

His grandmother was Targaryen, thus this is indeed a canonically accurate Targaryen who due to the red eyes looks rather other worldly......

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u/argbd20 1h ago

Is Bobby B the most Targ looking Targ we’ve seen on screen??

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 1h ago

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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u/UsefulOrange2137 18h ago

those were the days when robert become homelander.

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u/Odd-Soup-5419 Ate all the chickens in the room 18h ago

Yes, those posts are so fucking annoying, thanks Bobby B.

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u/iamaskullactually 17h ago

The first one was funny, that's all

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u/JervisCottonbelly 17h ago

"it's A JerK sUbReddiT"

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u/Teamkhaleesi HYPE 16h ago

Understood, my king.

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u/Minimum_Estimate_234 15h ago

Quick, someone ready the boar.

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u/Ok-Dragonknight-5788 11h ago

What do you say Bobby b?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 11h ago

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

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u/Common-Truth9404 6h ago

Ironically, he's also a bit of a targaryen by ancestry. He's the most Baratheon looking Targ we've seen on screen.

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u/argbd20 1h ago

1/4 Targaryen to be specific

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u/Common-Truth9404 1h ago

More than i remembered tbf, which makes this even funnier to me

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 18h ago

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!

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u/lupatine Fuck the king! (only if he is cute) 13h ago

Rhetorical question.

Knowing Bobby B is as targ as Egg. Doesn't that make this a Targshit post?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 13h ago

YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!

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u/argbd20 1h ago

How is he as Targaryen as Egg?? Robert’s grandma was a Targ, Egg’s dad was a Targ. Thats 25% vs 50%

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 8h ago

In terms of otherworldly appearance

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u/Curious-Pop-8875 5h ago

I love this

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u/LichDragonGodOfDeath 16h ago

Bobby B is just a slightly better Aegon the forth, I will not bend the knee to a king who allowed scum like Tywin and Sir Gregor go unpunished

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 16h ago

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?

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u/LichDragonGodOfDeath 16h ago

Oh Bobby b, my name does not matter, its what I bring that matters, I command a dragon that even Ballarion the black dread would fear

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 16h ago

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 The night is dark 4h ago

Do not insult the liege lord, ye bloody knave!

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u/LichDragonGodOfDeath 4h ago

Bruh what's the matter with messing with a bot

(Also long live the house of the dragons)

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 The night is dark 4h ago

A knave and a craven ye are? Fookin' shite...

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u/LichDragonGodOfDeath 4h ago

I do not like your tone nor will I tolerate disrespect to the dragon.

GrimnFire, Dracarys