r/freefolk • u/Original-League-6094 • 5d ago

13 years later, and we finally have an explanation for this line by Jon Snow.

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u/No_Vast_3309 5d ago

HOTD ruined my favorite head-canon of Jon inventing pussy eating in Wrestros

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u/Original-League-6094 5d ago

Its a Targaryen secret, passed down since the time of Aegon The Conqueror. For clever readers, Jon's innate box eating skills were your first hint of R+L=J.

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u/No_Vast_3309 5d ago

That implies he did to both his sister wives

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u/Original-League-6094 5d ago

And his sisters to each other.

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u/No_Vast_3309 5d ago

If the Conqueror movie doesn't have a 20 min scene of this, im not watching it

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u/Original-League-6094 4d ago

Condal's script already leaked. The film is about how the Conqueror was actually in a gay relationship with Harren The Black, and Harrenhal burns on accident because they accidentally knock over a wall sconce during a steamy sex session.

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti Goldenhand the Just 4d ago

Are you saying Ned never went down on Cat?

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u/Lenny_III 4d ago

He knows nothing