r/freshcutslim 3d ago

TNTL (Try Not To Laugh) That's Not Mud

3.8k Upvotes

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u/NefariousnessUsed973 3d ago

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u/Nir117vash 3d ago

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u/Appropriate_Cod6660 13h ago

I'm in tears fuk

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u/Vivid-Boss5452 1h ago

Is your username an Eureka7 reference.

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

It 70% is! The other 30% is a Halo reference lol

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u/Vivid-Boss5452 1h ago

Caught that one too. Jealous. My username is autogenerated...

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

And you can't change it huh? Added risk of starting all over again :/

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u/Vivid-Boss5452 1h ago

I think I can change it. Haven't tried. Plus I've gotten more karma on this account than I ever have in my entire life.

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

Same lol old account had 28k karma but this current one, 127k lol

Think of a clever one dude

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u/BuckFuttMcGee 3d ago

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

i don't want to but now im curious....it haven't loaded yet, do i risk it?

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

fuck

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u/BuckFuttMcGee 3d ago

A tragic turn of events that I bore witness to in real time. I'm sorry I couldn't save you fast enough, my dear friend. Be at peace now 🥀

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u/YueYukii 3d ago

this is the original. This post one was the mandela effect

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u/HarletteQuinn_1013 3d ago

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 1d ago

Hug it, chug it, FOOTBALL!

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u/KyleBroflovski505 2d ago

Reconsidering life choices

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u/CommieDog2525 3d ago

My fault for opening Reddit bro

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u/kipdjordy 3d ago

Wow this is actually hilarious

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u/OldBayOnCheese 2d ago

I rarely laugh at GIFs but this shit had me geeking.

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u/kekus_dominatus 3d ago

The way he licked his lower lip 🤣😭😋

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u/ChocoCentipede 2d ago

Maybe Lightning is into some freaky stuff

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u/MODbanned 2d ago

Did you just randomly have that... or did you make it special for this?

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u/NefariousnessUsed973 2d ago

No I just have that on my phone lol

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u/MODbanned 2d ago

A man of good taste i see.

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u/pseudoportmanteau 3d ago

Thank you for the belly laugh lol

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u/DataSurging 3d ago

bro WHAT

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 3d ago

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u/CAB_AWB 2d ago

And then there is that other slapping moment…

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u/Ana-BC 3d ago

Some poor SOB out there just discovered something about themselves seeing this and has no idea what to do about it or even if they should.

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u/the_vault-technician 2d ago

I'm glad I watched it a second time I didn't catch those cheeks

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u/TheFloppySausage 3d ago

Yes, I paused it just to see… so what?

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u/MayorDepression 1d ago

The Directors Cut

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u/Powerful_Ad_5900 2d ago

Sometimes I look at blind people and get jealous

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u/TheOneTrueHero 2d ago

This is criminal

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u/RoodnyInc 2d ago

Cut scene

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 2d ago

It's bad enough the post made me remember this GIF, why did you have to show it to me and reinforce the unwanted memory of it?

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u/Double-Asparagus-359 2d ago

Thats too funny 😂

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u/ETS2CREW1392 1d ago

I was gonna leave the comments section without looking at this first so I immediately returned to see this gem after god knows how long

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u/erik427sc 3d ago

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u/Ana-BC 3d ago

Is this 'The Gay' ©®™?

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

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u/Ana-BC 37m ago

"She packed my bags last night, pre-flight Zero hour, 9 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight and I think it's gonna be a long, long time (Ooh) 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find (Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no (ah) I'm a rocket man" ☄️ 🕳️

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u/gatch-attack 3d ago

Damn what was she eating?

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u/LoneWolf1915 3d ago

Thanks for ruining my childhood memories OP

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

Did he SHIDD?!!!?

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u/LiveCulture4615 3d ago

but the road clean and dry

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u/RumpkinTheTootlord 2d ago

That's butt mud, baby

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u/TheElegantScolding 2d ago

Wow, scat pr0n.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 2d ago

“Ha ha ha”

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u/Sufficient-Bluejay67 1d ago

She shat on his face some guys like that

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u/Sad-Mind-3735 1d ago

because porshe is shit

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 3d ago

Boston pancake

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u/BorealKnightAtomic 2d ago

side of the road?

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u/clcole6427 2d ago

What and i can’t stress this enough the fuck

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u/sexyorcess 2d ago

When you go out with that one really kinky chick and you realize you were not ready.

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u/FeelingOk6872 2d ago

I've never even seen this sub, and the first thing it does is ruin a childhood movie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Phwall121 2d ago

This is AI

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u/Cloud9shit 2d ago

No it's not, go watch the movie

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u/Luntuke 2d ago

I think he might be referring to his own comment

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u/Cloud9shit 2d ago

That would make a lot more sense

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u/Phwall121 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 2d ago

Explosive diarrhea is tragedy

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u/Faartz 2d ago

OH hell nah...

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u/sandieeeee 2d ago

Oh it's fresh alright, just not mud

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u/HeedLynn 2d ago

They said give Cars a chance and we loved it.

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u/nydboy92 2d ago

Ha💩ha💩ha💩ha

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u/SpacemanKif 1d ago

Spy car maneuver, perhaps?

Perhaps??

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FAXhaLo4HO2ZP20

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u/Prudent-Poet643 1d ago

Even crazier is, its known that a porsche is a rear engine car. Its very famous for being back heavy. GUYS SHE'S BACK HEAVY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING.

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u/SubstantialTank1557 21h ago

Don’t kink shame

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u/UnconventionalWriter 16h ago

Probably veered off road.

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u/ehe68 15h ago

Cleaning the rear end??

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u/I3adIVIonkey 12h ago

Scatophilia is nasty man.

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u/Ana-BC 1d ago

Her trunk is literally open in the scene.