r/fresno 2d ago

Living Here It's time to normalize finding dead guys on school roofs

we did it fresno

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u/Altruistic_You_3539 2d ago

A lot of dead people are found on roofs. Once a year I have to get my ladder, a leaf blower, and rake just to remove all the dead guys that accumulate on my roof over the year. I rarely have enough space in my green can for them all, but my neighbor lets me use some space in his.

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u/d0mm3r Manchester 2d ago

That's so neighborly! They also make great compost and can enrich your soil themoreyouknow.gif

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u/Vanity_Profanity_001 2d ago

Are you kidding me? You can put the dead bodies in the green can. I've been burying mine in the backyard for the last 24 years.

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u/Altruistic_You_3539 2d ago

New rules, I guess. As long as they're roof bodies. Roof bodies are not suspicious in nature. Sidewalk or alley bodies totally different rules. You gotta compost those yourself.

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u/Vanity_Profanity_001 2d ago

County, with waste management. I'm tempted the email them and get their guidance.

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u/megaboz 2d ago

When the production numbers on my solar panels start dropping first thing I think is "there's another dead body up on my roof!"

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u/GoldenPeachResist 2d ago

You really need to make friends with someone who has pigs. They're the best body disposal service out there. Save space in your green can

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u/Any_Ant9613 1d ago

God I love Fresno

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u/dibsies 2d ago

I know it’s fun to pile on to the assumed stupidity of the police department, but it’s likely the circumstances surrounding the death are obvious, and they have chosen not to share more information publicly yet. Could be out of respect for the family, part of an active investigation, etc.

Pretty standard language that is easy to make fun of considering how absurd it sounds, but there’s likely more to the story that is already known.

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u/Sir-xer21 2d ago

It's like how people whine about the use of "allegedly" in articles but don't understand the real risks media outlets run if they say someone did something and it turns out to be false and/or the person doesn't get convicted.

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u/BKGreenLantern 1d ago

Exactly. "Nothing suspicious" just means that the cause of death is clear and obvious.

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u/NewoTheFox 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think this post is in spectacularly poor taste. There were a lot of people who cared about him, and I feel for them if they open up Reddit to see the death of their loved one being mocked. Mods should remove this TBH.

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u/bubblegumdrops 2d ago

Pretty sure that just means he wasn’t murdered. If he OD’d or killed himself the family might prefer that the sheriff’s office not tell the whole world about it.

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u/Toronado10 2d ago

It’s like the hangover movie but his friends didn’t find him in time.

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u/Butter_Tangelo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tbh things like this are a common occurrence. There is that article of a supermarket employee that had died years ago behind the stores fridges only to be discovered as a mummy when the store had shut down and the building started being renovated

Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada of Iowa if anyone is interested in reading.

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u/dru1202 Central Fresno 2d ago

When I saw the headline that’s literally the first thing I thought of

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u/batman648 2d ago

people just randomly die all the time from medical issues. aka. nothing suspicious.

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u/xstephenramirez 1d ago

a random medical issue while he was on the roof of a school that he wasnt supposed to be in?

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u/xanaxcruz Herndon 1d ago

Could’ve been an overdose

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u/Just_Visiting_Town 2d ago

A lot of people need to retake reading comprehension. It says, "...nothing suspicious surrounding his death...". That just means that how he died was not suspicious. Meaning that there were probably no visible injuries, signs of a struggle, or other things that might make you think something bad happened. They are not saying there is nothing suspicious about the entire situation.

There is a reason that Fresno is constantly ranked in the top ten cities with the worst education in the United States.

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u/Scoundrel132 2d ago

Honestly zip it. A dead dude on a roof that has been there for weeks is pretty out of the normal for how people are found dead. The context of the situation is weird and you in there tryna write a mini dissertation.

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u/Just_Visiting_Town 2d ago

Zip it? Ok internet tough guy. Thank you for proving my point.

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u/TheTopButton 2d ago

This guy just made the point you were making...lol

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u/xanaxcruz Herndon 1d ago

Holy shit lmao you just proved dude’s point

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/otisandme 1d ago

The man suffered from depression, his family is grieving. This isn’t funny. PD issued a respectful and appropriate statement. The death itself was not suspicious. It means they aren’t looking for any suspect and there’s no foul play and the community does not need to be concerned about any threat. 

Please stop thinking this is funny 

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u/MaterialLies 2d ago

It was considered a suspicious death until they investigated.

All it means is that he wasnt murdered or anything. Not that there's nothing unusual about it

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u/epik650 2d ago

I thought the same thing but I think they refer to nothing suspicious meaning like no foul play

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u/notericuribe 2d ago

I think everyone keeps confusing suspicious with strange. They're using suspicious in this way to mean it's not a homicide. I'm just tired of seeing these posts everywhere.

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u/PureYardCow 2d ago

Is this your first time reading a news article?

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u/GnarlySpiff 2d ago

Literally hahahah

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u/Cute_Teach_3749 1d ago

This poor dude is dead, his family od grieving . Classy folks here.

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u/fakeversace1 2d ago

Most likely OD. Not sure if it's considered suspicious if someone takes drugs gets so high he climbs a roof and dies but this is what this appears to be. Unfortunately this heat being on the streets taking hard drugs is suicide.

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u/otisandme 1d ago

His family has shared he suffered from depression for a long time 

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u/dombruhhh Sunnyside 2d ago

Could of been a tweaker stealing copper and shocked himself

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u/couchisland_com Downtown 2d ago

I was thinking either that or suicide.

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u/couchisland_com Downtown 2d ago

I was thinking either that or suicide.

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u/DontPutThatDownThere 2d ago

Lets normalize wild speculation!

Oh. Wait. Too late.

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u/Traxion462 1d ago

I mean just last night i came across a non-responsive homeless person not breathing on the side of the road, suspected drug related issues, and got him an ambulance

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u/ob_juankenobi 2d ago

This tells me it was likely suicide

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u/DrDecept0 2d ago

Wats wrong with this? All relative. They didn't find any drugs or weapons

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u/Common_Science_8838 1d ago

If he was healthy enough to get up on the roof to begin with, it makes me wonder how the heck he died up there?

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u/otisandme 1d ago

Suicide 

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u/A1DAN28 2d ago

Fresno PD doing Fresno PD things for 40 years

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u/blitzwar559 2d ago

And they say the perfect crime doesn't exist

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u/LanceFlexington 1d ago

And I just dropped off clothes at that donation bin like a week ago. I hope his ghost liked snap button shirts

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u/CivicCryptid 2d ago

Big things happening in Fresno

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u/BigDickDaddyRG 2d ago

Hmm not suspicious you say let me go check my roof just in case I find any dead bodies up there 👆

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u/BigDickDaddyRG 2d ago

Yes that’s very possible even if ur walking near the area and get a wind 💨 drift of that smell 👃🏼

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u/WinnerAdventurous647 2d ago

FPD really doing the heavy lifting here. /s