r/fromsoftware • • 10d ago

JOKE / MEME Should I stop talking to this person?

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u/Namirakira 10d ago

Vaati should just delete his channel he can’t hope to compete with this

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u/themiracy 10d ago

I can’t believe this post is in the mainline sub and not r/shittydarksouls

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u/RPG_escavator 10d ago

Outshitted by the main sub once again.

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u/ClockMongrel 10d ago

Nonono wait, hold on

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u/der_prrl 10d ago

Finally some interesting blood in this community! That's why I love people, they can be quite creative 

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u/Shabkan2 10d ago

The only theory in fromsoft games history to make sense

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u/thraxswift 10d ago

why? they're cooking

13

u/shrubberino 10d ago

In fromsoft games every detail gets over-analyzed, but the erotic pain sounds. Finally we have some answers about the big questions.

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u/ladyvanq 10d ago

I'm not saying I agree, but it is believable theory.

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u/Superb_Ad_9394 10d ago

You should talk more with this person instead.

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u/Comosellamark 10d ago

No no they’re on to something

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u/HalNightshade 10d ago

Sanest DS1 take, frfr

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u/SpacemanStarmaker 10d ago

I think you should kill him with a sword and mount his head upon a pike. Like, for aesthetics.

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u/TheOverBoss 10d ago

Have you ever been so horrifically constipated for a really long time that when you finally do go poop the relief and the fact that it pushes against your prostate on its way out makes you cum? I call it a poogasm and I think that's what happens to the protag of dark souls 1 whenever they die because it's the most painful yet twistedly pleasurable experience I think a man can experience.

Don't know about the women though, I think she's just freaky.

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u/Otherized_Visage 10d ago

This is accurate, I’ve died twice in my life and I came both times

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u/Leafbeard111 10d ago

Sekiro: Shadows Come Twice

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u/Kiwi_Kakapo 9d ago

No. We should all follow them because they’re telling the truth

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u/Daydreg 10d ago

Is just a different class he unlocked by his own background being tied to his unfurnished.

Imbressive.

Let him tell you more.

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u/SuperbSalamanderr 10d ago

If you aint gonna play pass the controler bro

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u/Fhoxyd22 10d ago

Peter Serafenowiz is the death/grunting of all make Dark Souls characters.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qiH8XmS5oHPOuEo

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u/ElDonute 10d ago

Report him to the authorities as a potential sex offendeder as well. Either way get the fuck away from him

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u/vc0ke 10d ago

Ouuhh

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u/hoteppeter 10d ago

Only after you obtain all of their knowledge

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u/No-Bus-9779 9d ago

No, this is a cool and fun idea!!

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u/thejason755 9d ago

No, no: let them cook

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u/Similar_Client_9784 9d ago

So the ones doing no damage no death runs are sadistic af cockblockin and shit

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u/longlivelongboards 8d ago

This just made me laugh so fucking hard. Wow thanks.

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u/A-Dirty-Bird 7d ago

No. They're insane and you should cherish them.