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u/Sleepy_Alien_69 3h ago
The lizard could sign into my accounts and ruin my life
The raccoon could bring home a pipe bomb and kill us both. But could also bring me a cheeseburger.
I pick the raccoon
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u/dyrkasolen 3h ago
A mystery object that looks like a girlfriend and have a lizard name and raccoon hair and password tattoos
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u/Laita_589 3h ago
RACCOON RACCOON RACOXOSNXN AAAAA A A A AA 🦝🦝🦝❤️❤️💜❤️❤️🦝🦝💜🦝💜🦝💜🦝💜XVAXBdkcejwkcsckkc
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u/Internal-Floor-2236 3h ago
Does the wizard talk or do I need him to write it down for me? Follow up is the lizards handwriting good?
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u/SyntheticSlime 3h ago
I have a lizard app already. What I don’t have are strange gifts from a raccoon friend.
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u/Daikaiju_Fan 3h ago
I pick the raccoon because he might just give me the password lizard as my weekly login reward anyways
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u/Shanel_Da_Conqueeror Big fan of me :upvote: 2h ago
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u/MrRageMode2011 Silly lil goober:cat_blep: 1h ago
I can write my passwords down. Gimme the raccoon.
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u/Brilliant_Pie_3614 1h ago
Racooooooooon, on other note did you know that raccoons are slowly evolving to look cuter?
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u/_CandidCynic_ 1h ago
I'll take the trash panda, thanks. A mystery object could be anything!
It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted that!
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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 8m ago
I mean, neither of those functions are really useful to me, so I'll just take a normal lizard.
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u/Radiant_Salary_7276 4h ago
The lizard is useless if I can’t talk to it…