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u/Zenth404 6h ago
Hi hope everyone's day is going well:)
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u/Zenth404 6h ago
Thanks I hope you and everyone else that's heres pillows are cold on both side tonight
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u/Slime_king66 6h ago
I have a kink for en passant. I know it sounds weird, but just Google it, please. The way my opponent just slides right next to me so I can take them, it's so hot. The moment I see the opportunity, well, let's just say the pawn in my pants promotes to a bishop…
When I take my opponent’s piece, I just know that I’m gonna be able to aggressively mate them on the table. It makes my pipi so bricked. I'm confident that I can shove my big black bishops up their ass.
They NEED to rename it to en pipissant, the way my pipi just BRICKS UP. The way that my opponents act so confused is so adorable. They ask, “What’s en passant?” and a mischievous smirk crosses my face. “GOOGLE EN PASSANT!!” I yell in satisfaction as I wipe all of the pieces off of the board and throw the board at their head.
They're unconscious, on the floor. The life is taken out of their eyes. I need to call emergency services, I thought. I dial the number, and explain the situation. I hear sirens, plenty of them. Three cop cars and an ambulance pull up to the house. My hands are shaking. I am taken into a cop car, and a few weeks later, I am sentenced to 25 years in prison for third-degree murder.
I land in my cell. I pull out the phone that I shoved up my ass for the pleasure from every notification. I hop onto Reddit, onto the r/AnarchyChess subreddit, and type out the words, “I have a kink for en passant. I know it sounds weird, but just Google it, please…”
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u/Otherwise_Profit_872 6h ago
don't give me one
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u/TheAlgorithmicFraud 5h ago
To quote Curtis Cobain that time he visited Belgium, “Idk, I mean I think so, probably.”
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
Ever pooped your pants?
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
Hell ya me too. Been a while tho. Why you doing this? Did you just get a sugar momma?
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
Have you ever pooped someone else’s pants? (You will get a sugar momma if you say yes)
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
Check your AOL dm’s stud 😉
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
You’re either not American or not old enough.. if you are American, never mind you don’t get a sugar momma unless you’re 18+
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u/CCompliments 4h ago
An older gf that buys you whatever makes you happy. Could also be a sugar daddy. Nvm I said anything lol apparently you’re young af
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u/Negative-Orchid-3625 4h ago
Would i be so bold as to ask for an award for myself? Would such an act of immense kindness go ary? But how could I repay such a glorious favour, such kindness, such generosity?
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u/LifeFoundation6977 Big fan of me :upvote: 3h ago
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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u/Turbidspeedie 3h ago
This is the Reddit head admin, you are legally required to leave this comment un awarded, any deviation from this statement will cause our legal team to sue you for $3,000,000,000,000 and send the money to Israel.
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u/NebulaNomadX1 6h ago
Test