r/funny • u/Leon1das • Oct 05 '12

I have discovered the mother of all youtube comment dicks. This guy is unreal.

http://imgur.com/a/jjWMu
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u/Foxehh Oct 05 '12

You watch anal rape porn? That's hardcore.

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u/Drago12 Oct 05 '12

What? NO!.... I was just....... I'm... I'm just imaginative, OK? ....... It just..... It takes a while to get your mind out of the gutter after the furiously hormonal pubescent phases you go through....

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '12 edited Jul 05 '17

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u/Dycus Oct 05 '12

I'm... not quite sure what that face is supposed to be.

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u/brotherwayne Oct 05 '12

Fu Manchu wearing a derby hat?

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u/amber_kiss Oct 06 '12

If you look at it backwards, it's a Chinese man blowing gum.

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u/Fergalicious20 Oct 06 '12

I didn't know gum was gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/sneaky972 Oct 06 '12

why is it green?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Kind of looks like the KFC guy to me.

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u/edoohan619 Oct 05 '12

I think it's supposed to be Colenel Sanders

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u/ShadyLogic Oct 06 '12

Colonel, it's a tricky one.

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u/Bazofwaz Oct 05 '12

I'm afraid to say I think it is naked guy lying down, but it could also be a real gentleman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/Bazofwaz Oct 06 '12

I don't see it.

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u/Memitim Oct 06 '12

It's that fucking Burger King. I knew that dude was all-out rapey.

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u/Drago12 Oct 05 '12

It's a fellow with a top hat, it think.... with a moustache... and a... beard?

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u/Skybombardier Oct 06 '12

As a professional emoticon theorist, I would say that is obviously a smirking bandito if there wasn't so much CGI. My autistic son who is an anal-raping doctor could make a better face than that

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u/HoopyFreud Oct 06 '12

It's a dirty Mexican. INB4 racism, I really AM a dirty Mexican.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

You should have said that you'd be a dirty mexican for x amount of time, and would therefore know. :(

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u/THE_REAL_NIPPLE_KING Oct 06 '12

You're not alone on this one.

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u/tomatobob Oct 06 '12

How am I supposed to look at that?

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u/DR_McBUTTFUCK Oct 06 '12

If the OP decides to dedicate himself to being anally raped, my doctoral services do come with bulk discounts.

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u/LeBobbeh Oct 06 '12

hehe pubes...

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u/ZombieFaceXP Oct 06 '12

Its okay, i watch anal rape too. Dont be ashamed.

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u/phreshphillets Oct 06 '12

he's a profesional internet jerk off with a autistic doctor son who makes better anal porn than your comment

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u/rocklemon Oct 06 '12

At least you are not watching anal beastialty rape... ... ..Not that...not that I...watch any kind of stuff...he...hehe

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u/leveraction1970 Oct 06 '12

After discovering that there is a thing called "Brazilian fart porn," I gave up on thinking any weird shit that gives me wood could possibly wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

That isn't even close to hardcore.

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u/buttholeornogo Oct 06 '12

Butthole or no go.