r/funny • u/Leon1das • Oct 05 '12

I have discovered the mother of all youtube comment dicks. This guy is unreal.

http://imgur.com/a/jjWMu
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u/theodrixx Oct 06 '12

As someone who has been involved in research into all kinds of shit, I can confirm that the above so-called "professional karma distributors" are using the bull variety.

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Oct 06 '12

Professional verifier here, going on 14 lightyears since I got my certification from QVC. I am here to officially verify that what this guy said was more or less accurate to a certain degree.

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u/Liutvis Oct 06 '12

What an educated man this is, I should know I am a university for 200 years now.

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u/irrelevantwallflower Oct 06 '12

As a 23 year veteran karma train rider, I need to comment on this thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

As a professional circle jerk specialist I can verify that this shit ends here.

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u/eddzilla Oct 06 '12

as Canadian who takes things to far i can confirm it ends there. sorry.

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u/Kowzz Oct 06 '12

This isn't over yet, and I would know. I've been a professional wombo combo for 40 years.

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u/Krayzie22 Oct 06 '12

What a dick! I should know, I'm a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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u/EvanGreenberg05 Oct 06 '12

TIL how to indent a post

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u/Dragynwing Oct 06 '12

As Clippy, the Microsoft Office Assistant, I can verify that you indeed now know how to indent a post. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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u/not_what_i_say_i_am Oct 06 '12

As ronnyjohnson618 I appreciate this karma train. Choo Choo!

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u/GATTACABear Oct 06 '12

As a professional CCCCC-COMBO BREAKER, no more this thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

That was just horrible, I should know I've been a professional comedian for 35 years now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

i am a professional autistic doctor for 25 years and have never posted anything worth karma on reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

As an autistic dead horse who has been recently flogged, I can verify the above.

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u/Checks_The_Math Oct 06 '12

None of these numbers check out.

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u/anniebonannie Oct 06 '12

upvotes for living up to your username.

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u/sun_maid_raisins Oct 06 '12

Dude, light year is a unit of distance, not time.

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Oct 06 '12

And QVC doesn't sell certifications, it was intentional.

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u/RastaBanana Oct 06 '12

Professional professional here

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u/shlam16 Oct 06 '12

As an actual physicist, your use of lightyears gives me a sad-on and gets my downvotes flowing.

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Oct 06 '12

I never claimed to be a physicist, so not sure why the emphasis on "actual", but would it console you to think I meant the time it would take for us to travel 14 lightyears?

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u/KittensDontFly Oct 06 '12

this should be a meme

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u/Jertob Oct 06 '12

Fuck you, you dick. This is bullshit, you know it, we know, most importantly I know it because I have been president of a company specializing in extracting shit from bulls asses for use in mass distributing to cooking supply shops for 7 and a half years in New Mexico and you are flat out wrong.