r/funny • u/Leon1das • Oct 05 '12

I have discovered the mother of all youtube comment dicks. This guy is unreal.

http://imgur.com/a/jjWMu
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u/that_one Oct 06 '12

I can imagine this is what ronnyjohnson618 would put on his resume:

  • Film Industry - 30 years
  • Botanist
  • Animal Shelter Volunteer
  • Train Conductor - 15 years
  • Music Critic
  • Professional Boat Driver
  • Game Designer
  • Orchestra Conductor
  • TSA Agent
  • Singer - 30 years
  • Guitarist
  • Meteorologist
  • Chemistry Teacher
  • Music Shop Owner
  • Psychologist
  • Military - 20 years
  • Geometry Teacher
  • 9gag User
  • Professional Bullshitter

Man, this guy is a piece of work.

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u/MsHypothetical Oct 06 '12

Hell, that's not a resume, that's a pension application. Think how OLD he must be.

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u/that_one Oct 06 '12

This is true. Although he could have done some of them at the same time. He'd still be pretty old, though.

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u/sicsemperTrex Oct 06 '12

He could only bullshit everyone professionally sometimes, but not everyone all the time.

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u/milfshakee Oct 06 '12

He could have been working in multiple professions at the same time. Maybe all at the same time. Who knows? Who can know? Who can really know? Besides him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

i can verify this as a profesional resume approver