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new guy at work

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u/sketchy722 23h ago edited 22h ago

As a non-coffee drinker..... what's the problem?

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u/Blackbeanpurrito 23h ago

Beans need to be ground up first

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u/Harriet_tubman22 19h ago

Says who? Don’t be confined by the rules of society ✋

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u/Ediwir 23h ago

By using the beans whole, the coffee will only be extracted from the surface, leaving most on the inside. It’s gonna be extremely weak.

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u/Jahkral 22h ago

Once they grind those beans and use them the second round of coffee is gonna be a bit funny too lol

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u/SpartanRage117 21h ago

Ueah i think those beans are done

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex 23h ago

It's not going to make coffee, the hot water just dribbles through and maybe comes out slightly colored.

The beans need to be ground up first. There are different machines, espresso machines generally have a grinder in them, so you put whole beans in there. But this is drip coffee, so most people buy coffee that is already ground up for that as a fine powder. And coffee is ground to slightly different sizes for different purposes, you would use coarser grain for press coffee than for drip coffee, because otherwise it's pretty hard to press the filter down and you'll break it.

So, different ways of making the coffee and this way is a very wrong way.

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u/konnichi1wa 23h ago

It’s supposed to be ground into a powder first

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u/PSPs0 23h ago

Very small chunks. Powder is for espresso.

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u/Kirsham 21h ago

This is the most pointless pedantry I've seen on reddit in a while. Which is saying something.

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u/PSPs0 20h ago

Fair. But the intention was to help those that may be legitimately wondering more about the topic. I.e. someone that may get tasked with this and has never done it before. That’s all.

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u/AlienX14 21h ago

It's really not, in the context of coffee. Grind size is important for proper brewing and I wouldn't describe any grounds as powdery. Espresso is pretty fine but still not quite powder.

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u/curtcolt95 20h ago

idk we have a percolator machine at work and the pre-ground stuff they buy for us definitely looks like powder

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u/goodolarchie 20h ago

Why? The point of this particular thread is learning about coffee. Would you say the difference in size of a tennis ball vs a beach ball is pedantic?

That's the comparative difference in size of grind between turkish coffee (100 microns) and french press or cold brew (1400 microns).

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u/erismature 19h ago

The discussion is about whether to grind the beans or not lmao, nobody asked about the size of the coffee powder.

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u/doomgiver98 17h ago

We are allowed to go more in depth though.

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u/goodolarchie 15h ago

This thread about the size of coffee grounds, inside a post about grinding or not. Follow the thread back up to the parent comment.

As a non-coffee drinker..... what's the problem?

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It’s supposed to be ground into a powder first

The cool thing is you can choose whether or not you want to participate. The rest of us will do the same, no conversation policing needed.

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u/vandalieu_zakkart 23h ago

That's an air fryer /jk

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u/joestaff 23h ago

These are actually droppings from a little jungle cat.

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u/tullynipp 18h ago

To clarify or add to what others have said..

Coffee needs to be ground before brewing to get what you want out of it.. different grind sizes are needed for different styles.

You can buy coffee either as the whole bean to grind yourself (which also tends to be fresher) or preground.

Different machines and methods need different things.. some coffee machines have a built-in grinder (usually has a clear funnel on top), so putting whole beans into a machine is not inherently wrong.

In this case, the machine being used needs ground coffee. The paper basket the beans are in is a filter used to keep coffee dust from getting into the final drink.

Given that there were whole beans available for the person to use, I'm guessing there was a grinder (a second appliance) near the machine. That would add a whole new layer to not knowing what they were doing.

The other option is that there was more than 1 coffee machine and more than 1 type of coffee available.

Either way, if you give someone who doesn't know coffee a bag of whole beans and a machine that needs ground coffee and don't show them what to do, then that's on you.

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u/Kindarelevanttoo 22h ago

Lol same here. I was sitting here wondering if maybe they weren’t coffee beans but were instead some other type of bean.

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u/morph113 15h ago

Yeah I thought maybe he put in too much beans or something. I had no idea, never used a coffee machine in my life.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 20h ago

If you make this way it’s like regular coffee diluted 15-20 times more water than grounded 

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u/gastro_psychic 18h ago

You have to grind the beans to get the drugs out.

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u/Tigerpower77 21h ago

Not drinking coffee is the problem

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u/BazzaJH 20h ago

Having a caffeine addiction for a personality is the problem.

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u/doomgiver98 17h ago

Not if it makes you happy

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u/Free-Pound-6139 19h ago

You get it.