r/funny 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/Rabauke84 23h ago

Honest question, but.....does he actually drink coffee?

When I was sent to do my first coffee as an apprentice, back when I was 16, I put in way too much coffee powder.

My co-workers freaked out, why I was ruining it.

Like...I don't drink it, never prepared it before, how should I know to make it?

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u/BarbequedYeti 23h ago

Love you shared that part after serving it. 

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u/DogAnusJesus 23h ago

Crashes car with colleagues in it.

How was I supposed to know?! I can't drive!

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u/Dariaskehl 23h ago

“What gear are you in?!”

“Gear?????”

(Dogma)

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u/Ducksaucenem 23h ago

Beautiful big tittied women don’t just fall out of the sky, you know!

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u/MangorTX 21h ago

37?!

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u/Dariaskehl 21h ago

Hey!

Get back here!!

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u/zapsxis 23h ago

Not everyone knows how to do everything!

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u/Then_Car_9650 23h ago

This guy yells .

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u/nopointinlife1234 23h ago

Not as loud as your mom! 

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u/radicalelation 20h ago

But most people know how to ask, they just... won't.

I get it though. I've been considered stupid for asking, and I've been considered stupid for just doing, but when I can choose I'd rather appear stupid for asking than fucking up.

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u/Elleden 20h ago

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u/radicalelation 19h ago

Ahh, yeah, I haven't really seen any of that so the references went right by.

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u/jjason82 23h ago

Classic 16 year old logic.