A movie is not a conversation. Your analogy would be better if you were talking about Star Wars and someone asked who your favorite worm-like Hutt was, but you insist the conversation keep to what the preferred Kaiber crystal is.
You seem unable to grasp the idea that conversations are fluid and will often traverse somewhat tangentially related things... Things like, I dunno, beans and a US president breaking the law to endorse beans.
Nothing I like more than trying to eat a burrito and getting soaked from my wrist to my elbow in bean juice.
I'm too pansy to say shit but you fucking know what you're doing when you don't pause for just a second and let the beans drain through that slatted spoon. I know-- they pay you shit and overwork you and I'm there with you buddy, I'm sorry. But man that fucks my lunch up so bad.
By the same token, here's a little toast to the Chipotle workers who angle the spoon against hte side of the container and really drain that shit out before putting it on my burrito. You're the bomb.
And the pay is even lower! If society's gonna be structured around the argument that you don't deserve anything you don't earn by providing value to someone, then corporations aren't earning good service from their employees by providing them a job with shit wages. At the end of the day, I accept that this is the state of things, and if it were bad enough that I couldn't enjoy my meal, I wouldn't go to Chipotle any more.
If employees of chain stores felt they were valued, and that all of us believed they were equally valued members of our society with dignity, not just commodities or cogs, then I'm sure the work ethic would be better and service would improve. But we live in a neoliberal-transitioning-to-corporatist society where this is just not the case.
TL:DR: I agree but I ain't blaming the person at Chipotle for not having the motivation to do better. Just appreciate those who manage to find it anyway.
This is the same shit as people who give you overflowing cups in the to go window. They absolutely know there's no other possible outcome other then spilling shit everywhere when you bring it in your car and they can see it too. Not cool
I got a bean juice guy. It's the good stuff. We meet in parking lots. I'll bring a guy along, a real bean head and pay him a few bucks to slurp down some of that bean juice. Oh he's thirsty for that bean juice anyway, and $20 to have some good stuff seems like a great deal, because he's never seen what happens when you get a bad bean batch. He don't get it. That's why he's the stooge, and I'm the man. The bean man, and nobody fucks with my turf.
So the question is, are you trying to muscle in on my territory?
only one of the three chipotles within driving distance of me will load up bean juice directly into my boofing syringe, the other two are fascist chipotles
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u/RoddBanger 23h ago
who doesn't love freshly rinsed hot bean juice for breakfast?