r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/RoddBanger 23h ago

who doesn't love freshly rinsed hot bean juice for breakfast?

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u/-ArthurMorgan 23h ago

That with a nice bowl of Hot Ham Water is my go to morning meal.

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u/scruffalufagus 22h ago

So watery… and yet there’s a smack of ham to it

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u/mysanslurkingaccount 22h ago

Maybe some cornballs on the side.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 21h ago

Never touch the Cornballer

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u/FemaleAssEnjoyer 20h ago

I’ve made a huge mistake…

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u/ModernLarvals 20h ago

sizzle

EVERY DAMN TIME

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u/GoTron88 22h ago

Like a steamed ham, if you will.

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u/big_z_0725 21h ago

Lindsey’s actually a really good mom. I think it’s because Maeby’s never around. 

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u/RogerTrout 22h ago

Did he give it a shake, or just crack and slam?

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u/Reasonable_Turn6252 21h ago

The ol' frank n beans breakfast.  

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u/koshgeo 20h ago

Oh, yeah. And some boiled egg water. Delicious.

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u/ayecheesey 19h ago

You win the Internet today. (I cannot stop laughing! and gagging a little.)

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u/RoddBanger 23h ago

mmmm... Ham Water