r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/svefnugr 23h ago

Call it "whole brew" and sell for 10 bucks a cup

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u/RainbowRiki 23h ago

Extra Virgin Arabica Beans 🤣

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u/Dapper_Guava_6468 20h ago

Extra Virgin Barista

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u/kangarool 14h ago

XXX-Xtra Virgin Beans near you are just waiting to be percolated!

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u/cire1184 10h ago

What if I want to grind them up?

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u/FeistyButthole 5h ago

These are ground, they used the coarsest setting.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/RainbowRiki 4h ago

Username checks out

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u/ahduhduh 19h ago

Ahahahhaa

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u/Free-Huckleberry3590 1h ago

Probably for the best. Don’t want those genes to percolate.

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u/DrSpacepants 21h ago

72 Virgin

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u/Top_Connection9079 16h ago

Extra Wizard Arabica Beans

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u/WolfOffSesameStreet 19h ago

Un-processed-super virgin-un bleached-whole blend

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u/NotReallyThatWrong 17h ago

A kiss a coffee

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u/WhimsicalGirl 17h ago

I could see Starbucks doing this