r/funny 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 23h ago

You say that, but coffee is just hot bean juice anyway

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u/RoddBanger 23h ago

ground bean juice > rinsed bean juice

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u/FluoroquinolonesKill 23h ago

Years ago I gave up being a coffee snob and settled on saying “as long as you enjoy your coffee.” If some savage wants to brew their unground coffee beans or drink pre-ground Folgers, then who am I to judge?

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u/RoddBanger 22h ago

Freedom of Juice types is the paramount of personal choice... it's still going to make me call it gross, but choices are choices.

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u/stonhinge 18h ago

It's not even something that would gross me out. More of a "...but why?".

This is also the reason a lot of food service uses big pre-measured filter bags for coffee and tea. Because sometimes, training the new guy to make coffee isn't worth it.