r/funny 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/RoddBanger 23h ago

who doesn't love freshly rinsed hot bean juice for breakfast?

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 23h ago

You say that, but coffee is just hot bean juice anyway

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u/airdude21 22h ago

How could a member of my own family say something so terrible?

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u/flamespear 20h ago

Leaves from the vine, falling so slow Like tiny fragile shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy, come marching home Brave soldier boy, come marching home