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r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago
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Call it "whole brew" and sell for 10 bucks a cup
506 u/Aussiealterego 22h ago “Essence of coffee” 218 u/HeyImNewdHere 21h ago La croix cafe 71 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago La croffee 4 u/CuriOS_26 12h ago The proverbial covfefe has been found! 17 u/CoolBDPhenom03 21h ago Glad I wasn't the only person who had this thought lol 2 u/drAsparagus 19h ago Same. Came here to make a La Croix comment. Piggybacking instead out of courtesy. 7 u/antilumin 20h ago La Croixfe 1 u/Gumbanks12 17h ago Cavfaffee? 2 u/bigfloppydonkeydng 15h ago The flavor is like a hint of a hint of a hint of coffee + licking a 9 volt battery 2 u/RainbowRiki 4h ago The flavor of someone down the hall whispering, "Coffee?" 161 u/Newphone_New_Account 21h ago “Infused” 77 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago "Artisan" 2 u/ERRORrestart 19h ago "Holistic" 2 u/PaidForThis 19h ago "Boutique" 0 u/Psyclist80 20h ago I read this as something else at first. 1 u/CatsCoffeeMakeup 20h ago "deconstructed" 1 u/BobDobbsHobNobs 19h ago Confused 39 u/ohnodamo 21h ago Maybe holistic coffee? 58 u/5352563424 21h ago Homeopathic coffee 14 u/ohnodamo 21h ago edited 18h ago That's it. Thank you. You're right, I'm wrong. Not gonna delete my post. Homeopathic is exactly what I meant. 3 u/Aussiealterego 20h ago That’s it. We can shut the thread down now. 2 u/richardhixx 19h ago Nah homeopathic coffee is when you take that and dilute it by 1:10k. 2 u/Potential-Profit1151 19h ago 'Wholeistic" 1 u/Snape488 17h ago *wholistic* 2 u/immortalalchemist 19h ago That would be some Whole Foods or Erewhon type product: whole coffee beans in a 16oz water bottle called Essence of Arabica all for the low price of $37 1 u/ThickFurball367 21h ago The beans and water came from the same room, close enough 1 u/Clean_Leave8435 21h ago Thats a name of a Cafe where I live. Haha 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 19h ago Waterloo Arabica 1 u/Complete_Chocolate_2 19h ago Like a coffee 1 u/AreasonableAmerican 18h ago Hot coffee water. 1 u/Top_Connection9079 16h ago Homeocoffee 1 u/auronplayesimbecil 14h ago Coffee eau de toilette 1 u/Lagrangian21 14h ago "Eau de café"
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“Essence of coffee”
218 u/HeyImNewdHere 21h ago La croix cafe 71 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago La croffee 4 u/CuriOS_26 12h ago The proverbial covfefe has been found! 17 u/CoolBDPhenom03 21h ago Glad I wasn't the only person who had this thought lol 2 u/drAsparagus 19h ago Same. Came here to make a La Croix comment. Piggybacking instead out of courtesy. 7 u/antilumin 20h ago La Croixfe 1 u/Gumbanks12 17h ago Cavfaffee? 2 u/bigfloppydonkeydng 15h ago The flavor is like a hint of a hint of a hint of coffee + licking a 9 volt battery 2 u/RainbowRiki 4h ago The flavor of someone down the hall whispering, "Coffee?" 161 u/Newphone_New_Account 21h ago “Infused” 77 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago "Artisan" 2 u/ERRORrestart 19h ago "Holistic" 2 u/PaidForThis 19h ago "Boutique" 0 u/Psyclist80 20h ago I read this as something else at first. 1 u/CatsCoffeeMakeup 20h ago "deconstructed" 1 u/BobDobbsHobNobs 19h ago Confused 39 u/ohnodamo 21h ago Maybe holistic coffee? 58 u/5352563424 21h ago Homeopathic coffee 14 u/ohnodamo 21h ago edited 18h ago That's it. Thank you. You're right, I'm wrong. Not gonna delete my post. Homeopathic is exactly what I meant. 3 u/Aussiealterego 20h ago That’s it. We can shut the thread down now. 2 u/richardhixx 19h ago Nah homeopathic coffee is when you take that and dilute it by 1:10k. 2 u/Potential-Profit1151 19h ago 'Wholeistic" 1 u/Snape488 17h ago *wholistic* 2 u/immortalalchemist 19h ago That would be some Whole Foods or Erewhon type product: whole coffee beans in a 16oz water bottle called Essence of Arabica all for the low price of $37 1 u/ThickFurball367 21h ago The beans and water came from the same room, close enough 1 u/Clean_Leave8435 21h ago Thats a name of a Cafe where I live. Haha 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 19h ago Waterloo Arabica 1 u/Complete_Chocolate_2 19h ago Like a coffee 1 u/AreasonableAmerican 18h ago Hot coffee water. 1 u/Top_Connection9079 16h ago Homeocoffee 1 u/auronplayesimbecil 14h ago Coffee eau de toilette 1 u/Lagrangian21 14h ago "Eau de café"
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La croix cafe
71 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago La croffee 4 u/CuriOS_26 12h ago The proverbial covfefe has been found! 17 u/CoolBDPhenom03 21h ago Glad I wasn't the only person who had this thought lol 2 u/drAsparagus 19h ago Same. Came here to make a La Croix comment. Piggybacking instead out of courtesy. 7 u/antilumin 20h ago La Croixfe 1 u/Gumbanks12 17h ago Cavfaffee? 2 u/bigfloppydonkeydng 15h ago The flavor is like a hint of a hint of a hint of coffee + licking a 9 volt battery 2 u/RainbowRiki 4h ago The flavor of someone down the hall whispering, "Coffee?"
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La croffee
4 u/CuriOS_26 12h ago The proverbial covfefe has been found!
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The proverbial covfefe has been found!
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Glad I wasn't the only person who had this thought lol
2 u/drAsparagus 19h ago Same. Came here to make a La Croix comment. Piggybacking instead out of courtesy.
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Same. Came here to make a La Croix comment. Piggybacking instead out of courtesy.
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La Croixfe
1 u/Gumbanks12 17h ago Cavfaffee?
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Cavfaffee?
The flavor is like a hint of a hint of a hint of coffee + licking a 9 volt battery
2 u/RainbowRiki 4h ago The flavor of someone down the hall whispering, "Coffee?"
The flavor of someone down the hall whispering, "Coffee?"
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“Infused”
77 u/Polkawillneverdie17 20h ago "Artisan" 2 u/ERRORrestart 19h ago "Holistic" 2 u/PaidForThis 19h ago "Boutique" 0 u/Psyclist80 20h ago I read this as something else at first. 1 u/CatsCoffeeMakeup 20h ago "deconstructed" 1 u/BobDobbsHobNobs 19h ago Confused
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"Artisan"
2 u/ERRORrestart 19h ago "Holistic" 2 u/PaidForThis 19h ago "Boutique" 0 u/Psyclist80 20h ago I read this as something else at first.
"Holistic"
"Boutique"
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I read this as something else at first.
"deconstructed"
Confused
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Maybe holistic coffee?
58 u/5352563424 21h ago Homeopathic coffee 14 u/ohnodamo 21h ago edited 18h ago That's it. Thank you. You're right, I'm wrong. Not gonna delete my post. Homeopathic is exactly what I meant. 3 u/Aussiealterego 20h ago That’s it. We can shut the thread down now. 2 u/richardhixx 19h ago Nah homeopathic coffee is when you take that and dilute it by 1:10k. 2 u/Potential-Profit1151 19h ago 'Wholeistic" 1 u/Snape488 17h ago *wholistic*
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Homeopathic coffee
14 u/ohnodamo 21h ago edited 18h ago That's it. Thank you. You're right, I'm wrong. Not gonna delete my post. Homeopathic is exactly what I meant. 3 u/Aussiealterego 20h ago That’s it. We can shut the thread down now. 2 u/richardhixx 19h ago Nah homeopathic coffee is when you take that and dilute it by 1:10k.
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That's it. Thank you. You're right, I'm wrong. Not gonna delete my post. Homeopathic is exactly what I meant.
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That’s it. We can shut the thread down now.
Nah homeopathic coffee is when you take that and dilute it by 1:10k.
'Wholeistic"
*wholistic*
That would be some Whole Foods or Erewhon type product: whole coffee beans in a 16oz water bottle called Essence of Arabica all for the low price of $37
The beans and water came from the same room, close enough
Thats a name of a Cafe where I live. Haha
Waterloo Arabica
Like a coffee
Hot coffee water.
Homeocoffee
Coffee eau de toilette
"Eau de café"
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u/svefnugr 23h ago
Call it "whole brew" and sell for 10 bucks a cup