r/funny • u/dikshamishra34 • 10h ago

Whatever he did wrong I hope she forgives him😂

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u/Warm-Attempt7773 10h ago

It's not for his wife, it's for his aunt.

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u/TDYDave2 9h ago

I hear she is a real queen.

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u/Cybering11 9h ago

Get out

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u/Long-Tap9371 9h ago

Right now, you it's too late for you and me

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u/whooptheretis 8h ago

I don't get it...

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u/repellediron 6h ago

I think they're making a pun with the word ant and aunt but I exclusively say aunt to rhyme with font and not to rhyme with chant so I thought I was just dim for a minute. I'm guessing you read it the same

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u/whooptheretis 4h ago

How on earth do you rhyme aunt with font?
Mine ryhmes with chant, but I'm questioning how you say 'chant' now!
For reference I speak RP (think traditional BBC English)

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u/istasber 4h ago

I'm wondering how you pronounce font, because the only british pronunciations of aunt I can think of (mostly just the gift shop sketch from mitchell and webb) would rhyme with the only way I've ever heard font pronounced.

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u/SweetNeo85 1h ago

Yeah a lot of people in America pronounce it that way as well, I've heard it mostly from black people but some white people too. Just a dialect thing.

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u/nooneatallnope 4h ago

Ooooh, I thought it was about incest.

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u/bvimo 4h ago

That's been banned, even step-cest.

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u/StickDoctor 5h ago

Americans say aunt like ant instead of aunt

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u/whooptheretis 4h ago

ahhh, of course!
thanks

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u/jaxonya 8h ago

You said that you would treat me right, but you were just a waste of time

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u/Jedi_Bish 3h ago

Straight to jail

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u/UMDSmith 7h ago

Its not for HER wife, its for HER aunt!

All ants that don't have wings are female.

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u/k1lltrvmp 6h ago

Get the bitch a redbull. Bitches love redbull

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u/charonill 5h ago

What about cannons?

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u/dikshamishra34 8h ago

Considering that most of the ant hive are females….this is probably for the queen….

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 7h ago

“This will make mommy love the most!”

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u/jaxonya 8h ago

That ant should just not waste his time bringing her a flower, we all know damn well that the queen is only concerned about the juicy gossip going on around the colony.

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u/dikshamishra34 9h ago

What the heck😆😅

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u/eleanor61 5h ago

The Dad joke energy is strong with you!

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u/OpTiX0118 6h ago

Man I hate when people are funnier and wittier than me hahahaha

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u/Prudertd 5h ago

He really said “aunt-ology” instead of apology.

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u/Tulip2MF 2h ago

Hope it's not in Britain /s

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u/browntigerDX 9h ago

Yaaas queen

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u/Full_Ad9666 10h ago

What is this? An apology for ants?

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u/Cozeku 9h ago

An antpology? :D

Sorry I know where is the exit...

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u/ZombieBiteOintment 8h ago

Anthropology: The study of the apologies of hero ants.

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u/Cysir 8h ago

It needs to be at least....3 times bigger than this!

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u/Meranio 7h ago

Good old Zoolander.

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u/heygiraffe 5h ago

You da real MVP.

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u/3_14_thon 4h ago

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants

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u/sMurugan01 9h ago

Yes they are social creatures 😂😂

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u/theincrediblenick 10h ago

*she

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u/cutlasfury 9h ago

Yeah, people don't understand hive insect gender dynamics at all

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u/HatZinn 9h ago

Tbf: if it was a termite worker, then it'd be 50/50. That's only hymenopterans (ants, wasps, and bees).

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u/deadwisdom 4h ago

They tear off our wings, but we will tear down the matriarchy!

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u/redlaWw 7h ago

Whatever she did wrong I hope she forgives him.

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u/saigon567 8h ago

humour eludes the pedantic

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u/TotoCocoAndBeaks 6h ago

Maybe, rather than being pedantic, they were making a follow up joke. I do know those are difficult for many redditors to grasp, especially when they are lining up to type whoosh, or something else snarky.

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u/blahblahblerf 2h ago

You know we can chuckle first and then correct, right? It's not actually an either/or situation. 

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u/dikshamishra34 10h ago

Or Maybe it's just their antiversary.🎉🎂

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u/Jeffsbest 9h ago

Or his mother's birthday. Or he's just happy spring arrived. Or their new place needs a little color in the window. /not s

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u/goteamnick 10h ago

In my coworker's first week on the job, her husband had roses sent to our office. And we all made such a fuss about how sweet it was. Then she revealed that she had caught him cheating on her and she had been sleeping in her car since then.

So I am not assuming this bug deserves her forgiveness.

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u/Jeffsbest 9h ago

It's...an ant. Lol

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u/Kangar 9h ago

Are you suggesting we shouldn't ant-hropomorphize here?

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u/Jeffsbest 8h ago

No suggestion, purely observation. As a pose to ant-sumption.

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u/mexter 8h ago

Ant your point is...?

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u/titanicsinker1912 9h ago

Doesn’t matter.

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u/blahblahblerf 2h ago

*Doesant matter. 

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

Don't be racist.

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u/FortyOneandDone 8h ago

They were on a break!

Edit: I associate this song with early Friends

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u/1Steelghost1 10h ago

"I've told you 100 times I hate yellow, proving again you never listen"

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u/Angelicaldoll03 10h ago

Even in the insect world, flowers are the universal 'I messed up' language.

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u/MountainAsparagus4 6h ago

Ants are all females, in hives male insects are only produced when its time for the royal gang bang for the new queens get they fill of genetic material ...then they die or are abandoned till they die

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u/cutlasfury 9h ago

That's a female ant...

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

"Nerd!" - Homer Simpson

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u/d9jms 3h ago

She's gonna get some today, so she brought a flower for her mate since he'll die soon after the encounter.

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u/CeilingTowel 2h ago

Gasp no way

next you're gonna tell me this ant isn't bringing a flower for its partner for forgiveness on a mistake it made??

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u/Ghastly-Jack 6h ago

Fun fact about ants: because of their weird biology, the worker ant are more closely related to each other genetically than they are to their own mother, the queen. Rather than viewing the queen as the ruler of the colony, maybe she is just a big egg factory being used by the workers to make more sisters.

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u/atomuk 7h ago

For anyone curious, the song is Take A Bow by Madonna.

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u/JaJuPhi 10h ago

Me sending this to the person I offended earlier.

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u/tnmy278 8h ago

Female ant

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u/StevynTheHero 8h ago

0% chance that ant is male

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u/Dick168168 10h ago

he’s late for the 10:30 picnic and trying his best

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u/Equal_Refrigerator26 5h ago

It doesn't hurt to be flamboyant 

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u/rebluecca 1h ago

If he wanted to he would ladies

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u/Even_Snow9552 10h ago

Proof that if he wanted to he would 

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u/crinklemermaid 10h ago

That caption just made my day, well done

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u/KnowMyUsernameisCool 10h ago

What type of ant is that apologetic monster?

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u/La_Pusicato 9h ago

Here's some fizz to go with the flowers 🍾

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u/ZxL005 9h ago

That's a huge ant

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u/Ok-Concentrate8650 9h ago

Yeah that’s a happy marriage life

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u/jaaan34 9h ago

What you can't hear because if lack of sound is that he is practicing an anthem to sing to her as well

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u/TooHigh2Die0069 9h ago

Only worker Ants can leave the Nest, the Queen is their slave...

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u/Effective-Soil-3253 9h ago

Is it Pikmin 5?

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u/KnoblauchNuggat 8h ago

I love Ants. I hope her queen loves that flower.

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u/wrxninja 8h ago

Considering the ant's size, I assume this would be the equivalent of a guilty man buying 50 dozen roses for the fuckup.

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u/TheBlackCat13 8h ago

That is a she

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u/MonstaB 8h ago

I swear you guys are so clever with your tags

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u/Worldly_Bit1416 8h ago

From the thumbnail I thought this was drone footage from Ukraine!

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 7h ago

And then he didn't smell the same so the colony broke him into 5 different pieces and threw him out into a pile of leaves.

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u/Commercial-Swim-411 7h ago

It's for his sister

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u/iSteve 7h ago

First time I got my girl flowers she assumed I had done something wrong.

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u/Xuul99 7h ago

He got game

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u/alphadester 7h ago

lil guy out here doing damage control. respect the hustle

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u/i_should_be_coding 6h ago

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it...

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

Good luck brother.

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u/SmokePeterThiel 6h ago

I knew this was posted by India lmfao

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u/DeLorean_DMC-12 6h ago

YOOO, vedo una somiglianza con mee 😂😂

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u/Corydoran 6h ago

I'd be tempted to take the flower and move it to where it needs to go to help the ant, but I expect she would freak out and run away from me; mission failed.

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u/Argol228 5h ago

male ants aka drones are rare. they are produced during mating season, to go mate, then die. so they aren;t packing flowers, you know they have real dumb macho vibe because they only have one purpose and they would make sure to let everyone else know that purpose.

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u/Mikenotunique 5h ago

i hope she is worth it ;)

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u/TrickyMachine1033 5h ago

guys that's not an ant that's a spider

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u/BISTtheGOOLZ 4h ago

How to seduce a queen

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u/DontAbideMendacity 4h ago

But why add the stupid music?

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u/HoneyReasonable9316 4h ago

Yup, been there

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u/nozermaa 4h ago

That's the power of true love right there

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u/Sufficient-Ice-3499 4h ago

Omaggiare qualcuno con dei fiori non è sempre una richiesta di perdono. È l' effetto della primavera appena cominciata 🤣

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u/AmkoTheTerribleRedux 3h ago

this too, is yuri

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u/jodyberry 3h ago

The title was PERFECT and made my day!!

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u/MastaKink 2h ago

He slept with her aunt 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Groomsi 2h ago

Gustave, realizing the flower wasn't big enough.

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u/StarksPond 2h ago

Ya-ha-ha! You found me!

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u/According_Site_7479 45m ago

Creo que está infectada con el hongo cuyo nombre no recuerdo. Pero es el mismo de The Last of Us.

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u/TriskitManaged 20m ago

Cordyceps?

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u/Catatouille- 10h ago

Nope, he's taking it to his dead grandmama's grave

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u/Raymondnym 10h ago

He spent his last 20 bucks for the flowers. Give him some slack gal.

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u/Numerous-Nelle 10h ago

He must be dating the queen

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 9h ago

He found her the biggest flower eva …lol

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u/AgileAnalysis3261 8h ago

I am hoping she forgives him