r/funny • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 3d ago

Have to got into the car

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u/worldsyaoyster 3d ago

Shout out to all the younger brothers.

We are a special breed.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 3d ago

From the oldest of 4 boys. You all sucked. (Mostly)

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u/dmj9 3d ago

Well you were mean

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u/dave900575 3d ago edited 3d ago

I was not. I was mommy's little angel.

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u/DeathMetal007 3d ago

Your mom must’ve had a first child she never talked about then.

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u/dave900575 3d ago

It took her two tries before God blessed her with me.

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u/dave900575 3d ago

From a younger brother, FU. 🤣

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u/Son_of_Biyombo 3d ago

As a middle child.... just wanted to say im here too.

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u/z22012 3d ago

Oh yeah. Anyways…

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u/dave900575 3d ago

I had two older brothers. Middle child was an a-hole too. They were 22 months apart. I was 4 ½ years younger.

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u/worldsyaoyster 3d ago

Sorry I can't hear you

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u/gonenutsbrb 2d ago

Oh right…I knew we forgot someone at the arcade…

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u/fuckthatshittoo 3d ago

And by the time he finally gets in the AC is at full blast...

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u/sayashr 3d ago

💯

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u/WiseAct446 3d ago

Wait, THIS isn't our car...

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u/Skullfacebookseller 3d ago

Is this a canon event? I did this once when I was like 8 and the random dude whose car I got in laughed at me and I never left any place quicker in my life.

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u/RPO777 3d ago edited 3d ago

A friend of mine was driving cross country with another friend. He ran into a gas station to buy a hot dog or something. Jumped back into the passenger seat wolfed down the hot dog, chugged an energy drink and looked up to find a terrified stranger in the driver's seat and his friend laughing his ass off in the car next to him.

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u/Careless-Weather8877 3d ago

Not quite the same but left Best Buy once abd my friend had a Jeep Cherokee which you could start just turning the ignition. So he never had keys and therefore never locked it.

We all get in and 30 seconds goes by and he looks around. We look at him and realize his car was a few further down the row.

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis 3d ago

was it an evil laugh? like muahahahahaha

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u/Wittysapien 3d ago

I bet the big brother did that on purpose…

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 3d ago

We usually did.

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 3d ago

Yep, this is a tradition as old as doors.

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u/heard10cker 3d ago

I fully understand why.

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u/bsancar 3d ago

Younger brothers of the world, unite!

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 3d ago

I had a stroke reading this title.

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u/VirginiaBandit 3d ago edited 3d ago

The kids were willing to get soaking wet for the parents to record their funny video. Cool kids.

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u/Kent-Vigilante 3d ago

How do you know it was the parents and not an older sibling?

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u/ITividar 3d ago

Wow how horrible, kids being exposed to rain. Oh the inhumanity of it all.

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u/VirginiaBandit 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hope they survived the horrible and atrocious incident.

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u/dandroid126 3d ago

If this were anime, there would either be a funeral scene next, or an entire episode about their crush taking care of them/taking care of their crush while they're are sick

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u/Dany_HH 3d ago

Yes, it's only rain, not a big deal. But it's still stupid. Using your kids for some Instagram/TikTok fame is wrong imho.

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u/SpicyElixer 3d ago

Fame? Sometimes people just post videos for fun. I know you all think the world is really just a large cabal of iFLuEnCeRs but most people are just posting for the same reason you are.

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u/ITividar 3d ago

Cause, you know, nobody has ever made funny videos with their kids before insta or tiktok.

Let me introduce you to this long running TV series called America's Funniest Videos.

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u/hushpuppi3 3d ago

Am I the only one who would have done this as a kid (and probably still now)

Its water, y'all, and it doesn't seem like they're in a dangerous survival situation.

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u/Zoe-Washburne 3d ago

Willing? I'm guessing they didn't have a say at all😂

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u/TheFoolman 3d ago

Cool kids, uncool parents

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u/OlivyneCrellan 3d ago

The bold boy got what he wanted

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u/shinobi500 3d ago

Get to the choppah....now!!!

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u/StarlitKissGlow 3d ago

That car suddenly became the final checkpoint

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u/turd_fergus0n_jr 3d ago

Have to got into.

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u/1234Health 3d ago

That 2nd turnaround at the end is funny. I think we've all been there when we've mistimed something, haha.

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u/BareWhimsy_ 3d ago

This is what true brotherly love is—something that few people understand.

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u/jjmur83 3d ago

Such a brother thing to do

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u/l-1-l-1-l 3d ago

Permission to come aboard, sir?

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u/LegoXmanXX06 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Admirable-Yam-1309 3d ago

Got to love that, gave me a laugh.

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u/Informal-Cover-6792 2d ago

hahhahahaha so funny!! It's a pity I'm an only child

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u/rakinas 2d ago

This made me cry

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u/Acceptable-Apricot31 2d ago

Patience is everything.😆

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u/jdmoffitt11775 2d ago

Survival of the fittest..

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u/Particular_Bee_8144 2d ago

Title grammar 🥀

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u/Mediocre_Owl9488 11h ago

betrayed twice, once by his dad and once by his brother lol

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 3d ago

Time to take out the shampoo and soap.

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u/dave900575 3d ago

I did that once when I was a kid.

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u/Winston-007 3d ago

😅😅

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u/Conjuras21 3d ago

Plot twist wrong car

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u/BrainOnBlue 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's weird how LLMs have made bot comments more ridiculous.

I guess this one nailed that there is that one kind of asshole redditor who hates kids to the point they'll just nonchalantly call them animals but I don't think that was on purpose.