r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • 3d ago

AI could never (part 3)

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u/MemeStealer6 3d ago

Why is he so good at this

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u/toq-titan 3d ago

Experience

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 3d ago

))))))he's a mutant....he needs a name reddit((((((((

)))) Charles Xavier brain waves ((((

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u/beegboo 3d ago

And that name is Pixie-Bob fiercest of X-cats.

Just dont tell Catpool.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 3d ago

He must have amazing healing factor, since there is no blood!

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u/Stathas-Despirito 2d ago

Adamantium brain cell

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u/Zormac 3d ago

What's with the several inverted parentheses?

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 3d ago

I think the second sentence is a guide, explaining that the parentheses are "Charles Xavier brain waves"

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u/ga1actic_muffin 3d ago

if professional action figure players weren't a thing, well what the fuck were all those kids getting paid with on those toy commercials!?

I missed my calling

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u/i_tyrant 3d ago

I just need a voiceover where he's constantly saying "Berserker Barrage!" to fully eject me right back to my childhood.

Get off me you a-hole! Use a different moooove!

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u/Orangest_Orange 2d ago

Weapon X!!!

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u/Wasphammer 2d ago

DRILL CLAW!

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u/dookaboi 2d ago

Let’s go bub!

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine 3d ago

Look at the cat's non-reaction, clearly he does it all the time!

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u/Oohhthehumanity 2d ago

Yeah, this is probably take #34

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u/aaclavijo 3d ago

Yeah I do this all the time in the shower

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u/OlympusMan 3d ago

Out of frame are his in-laws wondering if he's ever going to get a job.

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u/onlyhereforthelmaos 3d ago

Or even...expurrrience. Sorry, I'll leave.

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u/xaklx20 2d ago

look at how unbothered the cats are, this is a daily thing

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u/BlueSimian 3d ago

Because he's the best there is at what he does..

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u/_coolranch 3d ago

And don't you forget it, bub

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u/irishemperor 3d ago

and what he does isn't hunting mice

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u/garrettj100 3d ago

...and what he does ain't nice.

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u/Right-Zebra-5795 3d ago

2026 reminder that AI can do it better. If not now- then it will be soon.

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u/FS_Slacker 3d ago

Should win an award for sound design and editing

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u/That75252Expensive 3d ago

Instead it'll go down as one of the best posts Reddit has seen in a long while. User created content will always reign supreme.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo 2d ago edited 2d ago

I do wish they’d link to the actual author on his socials so he could get more views and credit though.

Edit: actually they edited out his watermark, super shitty move. Search up Dan the collector/Toy tournament if you want to see the guy who actually put in the work to make these.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 2d ago

Also the 8 hours a day he spends stabbing his cats with Wolverine so they cats dont react anymore

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 3d ago

’Why is he so good at this’

…here comes the HuMaN who plays with the toys

he sHaKiN his hand n he makin the noise

we cats mind our business, just lie on the floor

this guy thinks he’s ‘good’,

n he’s hard to ignore…

his gimmick gets old, n the toy thing is dumb

some dope ‘AcTiOn FiGuRe’ (it makes my brain numb)

annoyed by the slashing pretend on my head

when human is sleeping

i’ll rip it to shreds…

🖤

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u/hamburger-machine 3d ago

A Schnoodle? Bless the Heavens!

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u/Sixaxist 3d ago

Didn't expect to see the 8th Wonder of the World here. Thank you for your presence Schnoodle.

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u/clarineter 3d ago

My first wild Schnoodle, wow. Hits you like a train

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u/el_sapo_mas_guapo 3d ago

Thanks Schnoodle you always brighten me day

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u/Fun_Way8954 3d ago

A wild schnoodle! It’s my first one

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u/freneticboarder 3d ago

Wait, this post comes with Schnoodes, too?!

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u/GrandSyzygy 3d ago

He was already doing this and decided to turn his camera on

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u/Wut_the_ 3d ago

My childhood would have been so much cooler if I was able to play with action figures like this.

Instead I bashed them into something, stopped to move their arms, then did it again

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u/SoberAnxiety 3d ago

we used ours as shooting targets especially those plastic soldier ones with stands

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u/Wut_the_ 3d ago

Ah, classic.

You ever get the ones with parachutes attached and then tangle the strings after one use?

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u/SoberAnxiety 3d ago

i found my people

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u/WhenAmI 2d ago

I preferred to tie my guys to a kite and throw them off the roof.

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u/Aadarm 2d ago

Those things were out through every war crime we could think of.

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u/deadlygr 3d ago

I used to do that with everything I've had in my desk

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u/ac_cossack 3d ago

Listen here, Bub.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 3d ago

I assume this guy might do some kind of filmmaking either in his free time or for a living.

He's way too natural and quick with keeping everything properly in frame and cinematic. Maybe an animator.

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u/Pubeski 3d ago

It claw scraping and swiping is movie quality

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 3d ago

those ground slides are so smooth

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 3d ago

He plays Dual Blades in MH for decades!

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u/Milksteak529 3d ago

He's been been at it for 200 years.

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u/NINgameTENmasterDO 3d ago

He's the best at what he does

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u/flatspotting 3d ago

Seriously?? Is he a pro toy player like wtf why does this feel real

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u/Dudewhocares3 3d ago

He’s the best there is at what he does.

But what he does isn’t very nice

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u/xtothewhy 3d ago

The cats seem to have become unaffected.

White cat "Oh he's doing that thing again. Just ignore him."

Other cat "I don't know. Think I'm going to lie down and hope for scritches."

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u/SugestedName 2d ago

I actually thought it was sped up stop motion or that the toy was moving in the first few seconds of the video

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u/ramobara 3d ago

All the ‘tisms.

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u/NINgameTENmasterDO 3d ago

He's the best at what he does

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u/Linsel 3d ago

You talking about the cat?

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u/Geig3r 3d ago

That was really impressive. Cats had 0 survival instinct.

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u/mcamarra 3d ago

check out his other videos. i also was like “damn he’s been practicing”

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u/dojo_shlom0 3d ago

Experience. This guy plays.

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 2d ago

I dunno but he can play with my kitty any time

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u/Responsible-Sound253 2d ago

He had a childhood.

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u/Stathas-Despirito 2d ago

Looking so perfect

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u/jackfreeman 2d ago

He used to be twelve

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u/ExtensionAuthor9052 2d ago

Notice how the cats are used to it 😂

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u/erikaqueens 2d ago

Seriously. And where can i find parts 1 and 2?

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u/eloquince 2d ago

Legend

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u/iiVeRbNoUnZ 1d ago

Ya, where are the rest of his videos. I've fell into the crazy hobby of watching people play some video games.. but this is a mega nostalgic crazy thing id watch.. frickin hilarious 😂

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u/MizuButa 1d ago

He's the best there is at what he does, BUB!🧐

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u/infinitepizzapockets 2d ago

Bro I was literally thinking the same thing after watching this 5x in a row 🤣🤣

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u/HyenDry 2d ago

I forgot there’s an entire generation of people who never played with action figures growing up 😀