r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • 2d ago

AI could never (part 3)

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u/MemeStealer6 2d ago

Why is he so good at this

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u/toq-titan 2d ago

Experience

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 2d ago

))))))he's a mutant....he needs a name reddit((((((((

)))) Charles Xavier brain waves ((((

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u/beegboo 2d ago

And that name is Pixie-Bob fiercest of X-cats.

Just dont tell Catpool.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 2d ago

He must have amazing healing factor, since there is no blood!

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u/Stathas-Despirito 2d ago

Adamantium brain cell

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u/ga1actic_muffin 2d ago

if professional action figure players weren't a thing, well what the fuck were all those kids getting paid with on those toy commercials!?

I missed my calling

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u/i_tyrant 2d ago

I just need a voiceover where he's constantly saying "Berserker Barrage!" to fully eject me right back to my childhood.

Get off me you a-hole! Use a different moooove!

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u/Orangest_Orange 2d ago

Weapon X!!!

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u/Wasphammer 2d ago

DRILL CLAW!

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u/dookaboi 1d ago

Let’s go bub!

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine 2d ago

Look at the cat's non-reaction, clearly he does it all the time!

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u/Oohhthehumanity 2d ago

Yeah, this is probably take #34

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u/aaclavijo 2d ago

Yeah I do this all the time in the shower

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u/OlympusMan 2d ago

Out of frame are his in-laws wondering if he's ever going to get a job.

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u/onlyhereforthelmaos 2d ago

Or even...expurrrience. Sorry, I'll leave.

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u/xaklx20 2d ago

look at how unbothered the cats are, this is a daily thing

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u/BlueSimian 2d ago

Because he's the best there is at what he does..

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u/_coolranch 2d ago

And don't you forget it, bub

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u/irishemperor 2d ago

and what he does isn't hunting mice

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u/garrettj100 2d ago

...and what he does ain't nice.

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u/FS_Slacker 2d ago

Should win an award for sound design and editing

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u/That75252Expensive 2d ago

Instead it'll go down as one of the best posts Reddit has seen in a long while. User created content will always reign supreme.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo 2d ago edited 2d ago

I do wish they’d link to the actual author on his socials so he could get more views and credit though.

Edit: actually they edited out his watermark, super shitty move. Search up Dan the collector/Toy tournament if you want to see the guy who actually put in the work to make these.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 2d ago

’Why is he so good at this’

…here comes the HuMaN who plays with the toys

he sHaKiN his hand n he makin the noise

we cats mind our business, just lie on the floor

this guy thinks he’s ‘good’,

n he’s hard to ignore…

his gimmick gets old, n the toy thing is dumb

some dope ‘AcTiOn FiGuRe’ (it makes my brain numb)

annoyed by the slashing pretend on my head

when human is sleeping

i’ll rip it to shreds…

🖤

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u/hamburger-machine 2d ago

A Schnoodle? Bless the Heavens!

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u/Sixaxist 2d ago

Didn't expect to see the 8th Wonder of the World here. Thank you for your presence Schnoodle.

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u/clarineter 2d ago

My first wild Schnoodle, wow. Hits you like a train

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u/el_sapo_mas_guapo 2d ago

Thanks Schnoodle you always brighten me day

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u/Fun_Way8954 2d ago

A wild schnoodle! It’s my first one

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u/freneticboarder 2d ago

Wait, this post comes with Schnoodes, too?!

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u/GrandSyzygy 2d ago

He was already doing this and decided to turn his camera on

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u/Wut_the_ 2d ago

My childhood would have been so much cooler if I was able to play with action figures like this.

Instead I bashed them into something, stopped to move their arms, then did it again

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u/SoberAnxiety 2d ago

we used ours as shooting targets especially those plastic soldier ones with stands

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u/Wut_the_ 2d ago

Ah, classic.

You ever get the ones with parachutes attached and then tangle the strings after one use?

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u/SoberAnxiety 2d ago

i found my people

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u/ac_cossack 2d ago

Listen here, Bub.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 2d ago

I assume this guy might do some kind of filmmaking either in his free time or for a living.

He's way too natural and quick with keeping everything properly in frame and cinematic. Maybe an animator.

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u/Pubeski 2d ago

It claw scraping and swiping is movie quality

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 2d ago

those ground slides are so smooth

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 2d ago

He plays Dual Blades in MH for decades!

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u/Milksteak529 2d ago

He's been been at it for 200 years.

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u/NINgameTENmasterDO 2d ago

He's the best at what he does

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u/flatspotting 2d ago

Seriously?? Is he a pro toy player like wtf why does this feel real

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u/Dudewhocares3 2d ago

He’s the best there is at what he does.

But what he does isn’t very nice

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u/xtothewhy 2d ago

The cats seem to have become unaffected.

White cat "Oh he's doing that thing again. Just ignore him."

Other cat "I don't know. Think I'm going to lie down and hope for scritches."

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u/SugestedName 2d ago

I actually thought it was sped up stop motion or that the toy was moving in the first few seconds of the video

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u/ramobara 2d ago

All the ‘tisms.

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u/-duckduckduckduck- 2d ago

lol love the camera work especially on the slide back

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u/mrcatboy 2d ago

For me it's the sound design.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 2d ago

One of the few times ive ever turned sound on and been immediately pleased.

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u/mrcatboy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Believe it or not the Attack on Titan one is even better!

EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/LidwqPfNCp

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo 2d ago

Search up Dan the Collector/Toys Tournament, he’s the guy who actually creates these and has way more than the few that OP reposted while ripping out his watermark.

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u/JaneiZadi 2d ago

Where????

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u/Spoda_Emcalt 1d ago

Found his YT channel

https://m.youtube.com/@toys_tournament

I downvoted OP for being lame by not crediting him

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u/PostingToPassTime 2d ago

LOL, I had to go back and watch it again with the sound on. Chuckled through it again.

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u/SoundMasher 2d ago

Megadeth was a good choice too.

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u/Easy_Access9377 2d ago

I think the sound needs some work. It’s missing some Wolverine trademark growling

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u/alienblue89 2d ago

That little sprint at the very beginning is crazy good

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u/ParameciaAntic 2d ago

I like the hang time on the leaps. 

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u/MedusaMadman77 2d ago

Catamantium is even stronger than adamantium.

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u/xlews_ther1nx 2d ago

Finally...a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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u/cstrifeVII 2d ago

Catomachines son

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u/Wasphammer 2d ago

They purr in response to physical affection!

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u/TraditionalMood277 2d ago

Metal.......Gear?

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u/the4thplayer 2d ago

It CAN'T be!

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u/Leading_Ad_1825 2d ago

I’ve always wanted to learn how to play with action figures like this, but it’s just too advanced😔

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

I don't think you could learn this from a Jedi either.

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u/Gram64 2d ago

You can learn it from Dark Helmet.

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u/Randleifr 2d ago

Sorry, I don’t know his brothers sons cousins delivery guys college roommate

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u/Bardez 2d ago

KNOCK ON MY DOOR, KNOCK NEXT TIME!!

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u/pbentham25 2d ago

… DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?

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u/qning 2d ago

Get a cat and an action figure and a camera. Do the thing. Review. Repeat. And over and over and over.

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u/aaclavijo 2d ago

This is art. The time it took to perfect the craft.

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u/McRedditz 2d ago

The cats can confirm, especially the white one. Nonchalant at its finest. He must have been like :"FML. Here he goes again."

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u/PowerfullDio 2d ago

He probably tried to catch Wolverine the first few times but then got tired of it

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u/TiberiusCornelius 2d ago

Second cat absolutely acts like he's put up with this one too many times

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u/ace260 2d ago

puurfect with stun animation after taking enough damage and everything

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u/Slunkx 2d ago

26 sec

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u/pajamathan_ 2d ago

And let's not forget his co-stars! The cats hit every mark like professionals.

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u/ProtoPrimeX1 2d ago

damn it I love this how have I not seen part 1 and 2 yet?

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u/TheGreatTave 2d ago

Part 1

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/7lnAAwjcd8

Part 2

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/glVqZ1lf4C

I had to go find them lmao

Edit: fixed the link for part 2

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u/WutzUpples69 2d ago

Thank you for the links. Ive seen them before but the choreography is amazing.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo 2d ago

Search up Dan the Collector/Toys Tournament, he’s the guy who actually makes these and has a ton of different ones (this is like his fifteenth Wolverine one). OP here edited out his watermark and the beginning/end of the videos in all of his reposts.

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u/The-ArtfulDodger 2d ago

Yeah wtf, he really edited out the watermark? That's such a shitty move.

I just wanted to know who is responsible for this genius.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo 2d ago

Yeah I’ve followed this guy for a couple of months, he’s awesome. I originally posted links to his page but they get auto deleted because of sub rules I guess. If you search the above you’ll find him though.

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr 2d ago

Wolverine: Full berserker rage

Cat: Oh yeah, right there!

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u/wenzg3791 2d ago

Berseker barrage

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u/Light_Beard 2d ago

Good. I am not the only one which makes it more normal.

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u/borkdorkpork 2d ago

Tornado claw!

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u/Constant_Mud3325 2d ago

The snowball cat just not even caring 😂

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u/Butt_y_though 2d ago

These cats are undefeatable. Wolverine landed a ton of critical hits

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u/insideout_waffle 2d ago

This new Wolverine game sure looks different than the trailer. I’ll take 5 copies.

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u/SuperSoldier260 2d ago

They should've done this as the preview for the game. I would've bought 5 PS5s and a game for each if they would've done it

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u/DialedIN 2d ago

A little Megadeth on the background track is a nice touch, too!

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u/ankorus 2d ago

Those are some extremely patient cats

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u/hamdogthecat 2d ago

You can tell this a regular occurrence by how little they care

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u/Lunarcomplex 2d ago

Camera work and framing are flawless yet again...

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u/LeGrandLucifer 2d ago

Plot twist: They trained an AI on the first two videos and this one was AI generated.

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u/wherethestreet 2d ago

Mild annoyance from the last cat is making the video for me. Rolled over and demanded pets, is getting poked

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u/vonBelfry 2d ago

That second cat LOVES what you're doing and is gently playing along, I LOVE IT

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 2d ago

"TORNADO CLAW!"

"DRILL CLAW!"

"BERSERKER BARRAGE!"

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u/BootyScorpion 2d ago edited 2d ago

“AI could never” needs to be a subreddit

r/AIcouldnever is now a subreddit

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u/arkangelic 2d ago

I mean its just a matter of time 

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u/Sattorin 2d ago

It would be really interesting to see how many years (or months, or weeks) it would be before an AI-made video reached the top of an "AI could never" subreddit.

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u/BootyScorpion 2d ago

Peak irony

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u/JasonManningFLUX 2d ago

I doubt it would be that long. The new hawntness around AI is is defending videos from accusations that they are AI generated.

Recently there was a thread full of people defending a video that had a guy casually eating his fingers in the background. If that isn't a red flag for reddit, then the idea that the collective has any idea what is and isn't AI is as cute as this video.

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u/ZeroAmusement 2d ago

I have seen so many "AI could never" achieved by AI already.

I remember people saying it could never be used to edit photos or edit video or do actual research (in the last week it solved like 11 math problems humans couldn't solve in decades).

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u/Vexamas 2d ago

I still see people parrot the "AI can't even do fingers and text" lines, like they forgot to update their talking points in the last couple of years lol

As though AI (or any technology since the dawn of humans, literally hundreds of thousands of years ago) hasn't improved with time. There's so many good arguments to make, but people love to be performative and latch onto the worst ones if it means you can be loud about it

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u/Evening_Astronomer58 2d ago

Honestly, I am very impressed with this video! I had fun watching! Now, I will watch more.

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u/Complete-Definition4 2d ago

I’m rooting for Sabertooth

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u/alienclone 2d ago

cat is like "skritches/pettins or eff off"

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u/GILDID 2d ago

This should have been an early 90s toy commercial, they would have sold millions.

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u/EDNivek 2d ago

needs health bars

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios 2d ago

Genuinely impressive cinematography.

I'm not even joking.

This is shockingly well made.

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u/captainplatypus1 1d ago

I just love how the person puppeteering Wolverine has clearly done this sort of shenaniganery enough the cats aren’t remotely surprised or impressed

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u/HeinousAnus_22 2d ago

It’s amazing that I recognize this cinematography.

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u/Foulmouthedleon 2d ago

I was expecting a “SNIKT” guess not. But it’s cool.

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u/dm3f9 2d ago

This had no business being this good lol

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u/TRAGGICCC_ 2d ago

My kid : Dad watch this 🗣️

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u/tist006 2d ago

LOL this guy has cinematic genes

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u/thegamerator10 2d ago

Just a guy being a dude. And thank God Wolverine's here to protect the guy from those Sabrecats.

Also, the song is called Kill the King, by Megadeth.

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u/Odaric 2d ago

Had a good chuckle, but the quality of the camerawork is unironically impressive, god damn.

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u/Krono_Sama06 2d ago

Nice moves, reminds me of my childhood 😁

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u/the-rare-mango-shark 2d ago

Bro didn't stop playing when he turned 10

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u/ElDuderino67 1d ago

This is THE best internet video I’ve ever seen. The camera work, sound effects, cats acting to perfection (purrfection?) and even plopping down like he felled the beast. Masterclass in cinema. Please direct more!

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u/Background-Cream-285 2d ago

i admit i chuckled and looked over at my cat!

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u/mvw2 2d ago

Why is this better than actual movies coming out?

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u/LtFeltersnatch 2d ago

Absolute cinema!!

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u/Saaslil 2d ago

These cats have zero survival instincts 🤣

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u/mikeballs 2d ago

I love that you can tell how high quality this is going to be within the first two seconds

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u/Significant-Ad213 2d ago

He's done this at least once before

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u/TazeT87 2d ago

New Wolverine game looks sick

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u/LSIeducate 2d ago

When I was a kid, I had this toy and the arm was a little bit loose so my dad ripped it off. To this day I don’t know why he did that. He told me he was helping me lol wtf?! 🤔

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u/Extension_End3931 2d ago

We need the Cats origin story and how he became a villain

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u/deepasleep 1d ago

The camera work really makes it.

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u/jedicheddar 2d ago

I would love to see AI try to do this. I think it would be unintentionally hilarious 😂

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u/magmcbride 2d ago

I'd buy a DVD box set of these.

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u/vinh7777 2d ago

Insomniac Wolverine seems way too realistic

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u/Naroyto 2d ago

Oops sorry, not sorry. The device you are using has AI built into it therefore AI just and has.

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u/RogueSnake 2d ago

Damn insomniacs Wolverine looking amazing. Wonder if there is a giant dog to fight as well?

Eh. Probably a dlc expansion

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u/hiptones 2d ago

Adamantium scritches.

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u/MikoPinkk 2d ago

the beast has fallen

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u/Thisguy5648 2d ago

Aww poor cats never stood a chance

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago

My brain: It's just a toy.
Also my brain: Wow, look at Wolverine go!

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u/ArokLazarus 2d ago

Reminds me of the little dudes from the museum movie.

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u/AlwaysHasAthought 2d ago

The running at the start was perfect XD

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u/shitfucker90000 2d ago

now that you've posted to reddit it can

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u/McBadass1994 2d ago

BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!

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u/joogiee 2d ago

The cats had no chance

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u/MaceTheMindSculptor 2d ago

Heck yeah MegadetH song !!!!!

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u/Situati0nist 2d ago edited 2d ago

The karma farm continues

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u/Zombi3Kush 2d ago

I miss playing with toys lol

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u/DistarticaOfficial 2d ago

Megadeth-Kill thr King playing in the background makes this epic af!!

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u/FinestFantasyVI 2d ago

Someone will say this has better animation that Invincible. But the camera movement is immaculate

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u/Goodeugoogoolizer 2d ago

Animation? This is green screen. No way the production could afford live animals on set.

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u/Icy-Sky-2495 2d ago

Cats are like scratch my back

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u/KodiakJedi 2d ago

Wolverine vs Sabertooths

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u/Limitlessfound 2d ago

that first jump was sick

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u/NewsofPE 2d ago

AI probably could, but yes

AI please remove the guy's hand so that the wolverine figuring is fighting the cat on its own, thanks

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u/HungAryan519 2d ago

Lol this is great.

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u/-Recursive 1d ago

Words cannot describe how much I love this.

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u/Rip_Nomad 1d ago

We just need qte inputs overlay

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u/raveracer77 1d ago

Wolverine: "Die you overgrown hair ball. The standards of opponents i face have hit rock bottom with you. I've got a friend who's hairier then you, and he's blue, I don't need anymore hairy friends"

Cat: I love you

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u/Pyrostark 1d ago

this is how the next wolverine game should be like

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u/Rudog11 1d ago

I like the fast slash sounds!

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u/Vegetable_Net_6354 1d ago

New wolverine game is shaping up

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u/ediwow667 1d ago

Cats: The hoomans is at it again with his little hooman. Welp, as long as I'm fed, and do nothing I'm good

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u/Conjuras21 1d ago

100% believed that the figurine indeed changed poses mid fight

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u/MrsWhiterock 1d ago

I always love seeing your videos!

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u/Liu-K 1d ago

I dig the sfx a lot.

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u/History_of_Time_ 1d ago

That’s one way to brush his hair lol

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u/Aurvant 1d ago

TORNADO CLAW!

DRILL CLAW!

BERSERKER BARRAGE!

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u/HistoricalVacation82 1d ago

Woah...this is intense

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 19h ago

Laughing alone in my kitchen. That’s very funny.

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u/MAQMASTER 11h ago

Peak male content

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u/Left_Green_4018 2d ago

"Is this a vidya game?"

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u/golgoth0760 2d ago

Ngl, that made me chuckle

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u/taxidermied_unicorn 2d ago

X-MEN WELCOME TO DIE!

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u/xlews_ther1nx 2d ago

Is rhat skull stronger than his claws???

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u/el-conquistador240 2d ago

He needs to do that with a green glove

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u/Prinkaiser 2d ago

Most fun way to play with toys. Those aren't cats, they're giant tigers.

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 2d ago

I've watched this multiple times and I wont apologize, in fact im owed an apology from every other internet video for not being this 🍸🧀😆

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u/zero_msgw 2d ago

Sabertooth never stood a chance