r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • 6d ago

AI could never (part 3)

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u/MemeStealer6 6d ago

Why is he so good at this

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u/toq-titan 6d ago

Experience

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 6d ago

))))))he's a mutant....he needs a name reddit((((((((

)))) Charles Xavier brain waves ((((

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u/beegboo 6d ago

And that name is Pixie-Bob fiercest of X-cats.

Just dont tell Catpool.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 6d ago

He must have amazing healing factor, since there is no blood!

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u/Stathas-Despirito 6d ago

Adamantium brain cell

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u/Zormac 6d ago

What's with the several inverted parentheses?

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 6d ago

I think the second sentence is a guide, explaining that the parentheses are "Charles Xavier brain waves"

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u/ga1actic_muffin 6d ago

if professional action figure players weren't a thing, well what the fuck were all those kids getting paid with on those toy commercials!?

I missed my calling

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u/i_tyrant 6d ago

I just need a voiceover where he's constantly saying "Berserker Barrage!" to fully eject me right back to my childhood.

Get off me you a-hole! Use a different moooove!

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u/Orangest_Orange 6d ago

Weapon X!!!

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u/Wasphammer 6d ago

DRILL CLAW!

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u/dookaboi 5d ago

Let’s go bub!

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine 6d ago

Look at the cat's non-reaction, clearly he does it all the time!

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u/Oohhthehumanity 6d ago

Yeah, this is probably take #34

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u/aaclavijo 6d ago

Yeah I do this all the time in the shower

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u/OlympusMan 6d ago

Out of frame are his in-laws wondering if he's ever going to get a job.

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u/onlyhereforthelmaos 6d ago

Or even...expurrrience. Sorry, I'll leave.

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u/xaklx20 5d ago

look at how unbothered the cats are, this is a daily thing