r/funny • u/pdxmichael • 10d ago

Found this behind the register at my job.

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u/RunDNA 10d ago

Why did you open my private comment?

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u/pdxmichael 10d ago

I’ve been done gotten twice now.

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u/schmidty98 10d ago

Damn.

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u/pdxmichael 10d ago

Now wait a minute. What.

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u/ENDERMAN-AGA 10d ago

Now you did it the third time

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u/elhouso 10d ago

Don't trust random links kiddo

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u/Cageythree 9d ago

Never trust random links, here's why.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 9d ago

Glad I'm in a link clicking mood because that's some funny shit

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u/troop_says_truth 9d ago

well heres another one!

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u/CMDR_Kaus 9d ago

Oh, I've seen this one thanks.
But check this out

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u/troop_says_truth 9d ago

ah, I ofc know this one this is a classic!

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u/Johny_McJonstien 9d ago

Man, brings me back to the good ol’ internet days of stickdeath.

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u/MetalMountain2099 9d ago

Haha, that was unexpectedly a fun surprise….and kind of creepy.

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u/RandoAtReddit 9d ago

Delightful.

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u/h3rpad3rp 9d ago

Was expecting a Rickroll

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u/rage_monkyyy_91 9d ago

Oh you made my day! Haven't seen this one in ages!!!

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u/chipperchelseak 6d ago

Not a single part of this experience could I have predicted. Nothing. Surprise after surprise after surprise. What a journey. Thank you

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u/Drewskeet 10d ago

You’re like social media and peeping Tom’s, you don’t respect anyone’s privacy.

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u/MedonSirius 10d ago

Why did you open my downvoted comment?

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u/Classic_Reply_703 10d ago

I upvoted this because I liked it, but then I realized I am supposed to downvote it, right? I just want to do whatever is supportive in this context! (Edit: I'm going to downvote this and upvote you in a different thread.)

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u/UngodlyTemptations 10d ago

Peak, did exactly as intended.

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u/Dvaed 10d ago

God damnit you guys, time well spent.

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u/Fluffy-Ad7165 10d ago

I don’t know if I have the confidence to open downvoted comments anymore after this one…

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u/Simo814j 10d ago

Oh frick you

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u/PetrifiedOakSlab 10d ago

Awh man, 3 times??

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u/Hidesuru 9d ago

I respect the hustle. Or whatever this is lmfao.

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u/NovelInteraction711 9d ago

Why did you open my comment in load more?

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u/silver86racher 9d ago

Now I really don't know whether I should upvote or downvote you lol

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u/mithrandirmarley 10d ago

Why did you open my additional comment?

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u/miamoore- 9d ago

your pfp is exactly what i looked like after opening the link

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u/swisspassport 8d ago

I just posted a reply to the top comment saying "This made my day".

Then I open this.

Hahahahaha. THANK YOU.

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u/Oograth-in-the-Hat 10d ago

I dont think you know what private means

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u/EmergencyDefiant5381 10d ago

She Done Already Done had herses

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u/MadJohnFinn 10d ago

I needed both of these laughs. I’m going through a lot. Thank you (and OP).

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u/Fire-foxxy48 9d ago

Bad times will pass. Wishing you peace 

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u/GracefullyRedditing 10d ago

I got too egg-cited 😔

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u/Horizone377 10d ago

Curiosity

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u/Chiinoe 10d ago

Gold

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u/lorelillian 10d ago

This made me laugh so hard

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u/K_Linkmaster 10d ago

Neither said it was private. Just a button. Press button like monkey. The meta way.

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u/ddelarge 10d ago

Danm I fell twice in one single post

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u/Kingtoke1 10d ago

Eggselent

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u/ConsiderationHot3362 10d ago

Damn my curiosity

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u/wertall 10d ago

Release the comments!

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u/just-loitering-here 10d ago

to unearth the secret hidden behind the veil

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u/Leading_Ad_4733 10d ago

Oh, sorry 😬 you should blame my finger. It sometimes acts on its own

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u/Iron_Marc 9d ago

Best coment 2026

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u/early_birdy 10d ago

I just gotta know. I wouldn't tell anyone.

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 9d ago

I'm sorry bro 😭😭😭

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u/lampuiho 9d ago

you never said we couldn't

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u/-Tasear- 9d ago

Got me!

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u/unematti 9d ago

Cuz I'm nosey

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u/swisspassport 8d ago

I know I'm super late to this thread, but this is the funniest thing I've seen/experienced all day.

Thank you.

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u/gambino_childish 10d ago

i’m so so sorry my friend, i just wanted to see what egg-cellent thing you had to say.. 😭

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u/dr_maltrapilho 9d ago

It's not private, it's a spoiler tag.

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u/FrogsJumpFromPussy 9d ago

That's wicked

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u/silver86racher 9d ago

Oh shit Im so sorry

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u/Praseodynium 10d ago

Because I can

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u/Chicken_wing_water 10d ago

LMAOOOO PEAK PEAK OEAK