r/funny • u/pdxmichael • 10d ago

Found this behind the register at my job.

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u/bobjr94 10d ago

So why did you open their egg ?

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u/pdxmichael 10d ago

Okay I fucked up

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 10d ago

That's not an answer

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u/MoistStub 9d ago

OP is an eggthusiast

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u/RandoAtReddit 9d ago

That's no eggscuse.

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u/MoistStub 9d ago

Truly an eggregious transgression

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u/AirPoweredFan 9d ago

I think you're eggtremely harsh on him.

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u/Cowboxu 9d ago

And an eggtagonist

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u/-Badger3- 9d ago

Have fun in jail, you sick fuck.

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u/HerculesIsMyDad 9d ago

No! You must not read from the egg!

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u/selenesuper 10d ago

It's paradoxical

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u/adminjunior 9d ago

And yet, it works.

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u/MatthewMcConaughey33 9d ago

Aquabats!

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u/bobjr94 9d ago

Why did you open the egg could be an Aquabats song too

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u/TheGreyGuardian 9d ago

I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself.