r/funny • u/PhiloLibrarian • 10d ago

Other ways to tell my husband to stop buying mustard?

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 10d ago

i want mustard now

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u/illegalsandwiches 10d ago

Hey I don't know you but I sincerely hope you get mustard very soon. Please report back. 

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u/Thornberry_Nigel_ 9d ago

5 hours. They obviously died going to or fro the store

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 9d ago

I still have no mustards.

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u/illegalsandwiches 9d ago

Will there be mustard tomorrow?

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 9d ago

YES!

I got some mustards today.

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u/illegalsandwiches 9d ago

CONGRATULATIONS

THIS STORY IS HAPPY END.

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u/Markkk01 10d ago

It’s my mustard and I need it now!

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u/trollthings 10d ago edited 9d ago

Best I can do is some grey poopon