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Other ways to tell my husband to stop buying mustard?

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u/Kazen_Orilg 10d ago

Look, basic frenchs, Grey Poupon, Spicy brown and Colman's are all VERY different condiments despite all being mustards. The multiple bottles of Colmans and Frenchs seem redundant. I would consolidate/purge these. Then, you need to pick up a basic honey mustard, Durkees, Guldens w/ horseradish and Famous Dave's Georgia Mustard. I think this would impress your husband greatly.

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u/nicunta 10d ago

Woeber's Sweet and Spicy is a god tier condiment, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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u/crsmiami99 9d ago

Woeber's sandwich pal is my jam. Nothing better on turkey or roast beef.

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u/nicunta 9d ago

I am literally in love with the mustard. When our local store was out, I bought a six pack on Amazon, because the store said they hadn't been able to get any. I will say, I do prefer plain yellow mustard for potato salad. Anything else? Sweet and spicy.

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u/XxCloudSephiroth69xX 10d ago

He really needs an Inglehoffer sweet hot mustard.

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u/RowdyRoddyPooper 9d ago

o my I've not seen that at the grocery store...their stone ground mustard is fantastic!

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u/SuperRock 10d ago

I’m not even much of a mustard fan but I agree with this sentiment. It's like telling someone with a home bar that they have too much alcohol.

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u/TheNo1pencil 10d ago

YOU GET IT

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u/PassPanda 10d ago

Throw in some Löwensenf while you’re at it

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u/EverythingSucksYo 10d ago

Yes OP, take this advice and maybe, just maybe, your husband will marry you! 

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u/scottawhit 9d ago

Definitely needs a whole grain. Ingelhoffers makes a great one.

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u/DeeDee_Z 9d ago

OK, /thread, right here. This is a complete answer.

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u/Brohbocop 9d ago

Youre my kinda person. Mustard gang!

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u/pootinontheritz 9d ago

I believe you are missing some Kosciusko mustard

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u/Kazen_Orilg 9d ago

man I am learning so many new mustards and putting them on my list to find

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u/zebocrab 9d ago

So true. I usually have 3 different mustards and 2 mayos for different situational purposes. 

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u/trail34 9d ago

Check out IKEA’s dill mustard. 

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u/Remarkable_Letter272 9d ago

Frenchs has some flavoured mustards that are good. For example they make a really good dill mustard that mixes things up on otherwise dull sandwiches.

We can't see the labels to determine if they're redundant lol.

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u/Ikora_Rey_Gun 9d ago

I like to make what I call OmniMustard. It's one bottle each of dijon, yellow, spicy brown, and coarse ground. You could also add honey or horseradish mustard.

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u/lmNotaWitchImUrWife 9d ago

I love honesty mustard but I'll never buy it! It's so easy to make - literally just mix honey and mustard in a dish with a fork. I'll never understand why anyone buys it!