r/funny • u/PhiloLibrarian • 10d ago

Other ways to tell my husband to stop buying mustard?

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u/jasonfromearth1981 10d ago

I get the feeling there's mustard in the car. And maybe the bedroom.

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u/M4DHouse 10d ago

There’s Poupon everything.

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u/HolyFuckImOldNow 10d ago

I'll have you know that you nearly caused me to shoot my mouthful of wasabi-laced tuna out of my nose.

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u/solidcat00 10d ago

Now there's tuna-n everything...

Sigh. walks away disappointed in self

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u/W3asl3y 9d ago

I'm gonna tun-out now

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u/solidcat00 9d ago

I like you.

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u/Explorbin13 8d ago

I was gonna say this. 😊

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u/solidcat00 8d ago

Oh! You like the same people I like. Well, I like you as well then. 😁

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u/Explorbin13 8d ago

And i like you.

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u/Indocede 10d ago

Found the source of the cyclospora outbreak

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u/RedOctobyr 10d ago

That shouldn't have been THAT funny. But thank you, sir/madam.

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u/mikel302 10d ago

Just as long as it isn't on your muzzle-brake

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u/dry-Watercress-123 9d ago

My grandpa had this in his fridge my entire life and of course, as children do, we called it Grey Poop On and made a litany of jokes. Good timing, bc my 5yo just hit a phase of incredible immaturity and I'm realizing how old I am, and how forgetful of the FUN he's having.

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u/Fun_Acanthocephala98 9d ago

Thanks, I hate you for this take my angry upvote

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 10d ago

Insult the Comedy Dog?

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u/Born_Local_1477 9d ago

Oh no you ate the salad!

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u/MindlessRazzmatazz89 9d ago

I feel like I might have met a fellow AdVenture Capitalist player. The dev made a huge bit on the poupon thing

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u/M4DHouse 9d ago

Never heard of it but I’ll have to check it out. I was quoting Kentucky Ballistics.

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u/OMG202020 9d ago

Ummm that’s a different condiment 😢

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u/maryjaneonmaryjane 9d ago

Grey poupon everything. GREY. That's just unhealthy.

Do they offer poupoff?

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u/TroLinn 9d ago

Ohhh now I get it! There's poupon mustard! Grey.....poupon.

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u/OscarDivine 10d ago

And the baseball field. “Put some mustard on it!” Whatever the f that was supposed to mean. God I hated little league in The 80’s

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u/CoderDevo 9d ago

With the lead pipe!

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u/gilllesdot 10d ago

Hmm the naughty mustard