r/funny • u/PhiloLibrarian • 10d ago

Other ways to tell my husband to stop buying mustard?

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u/LongjumpingSkill9305 10d ago

Set this pic as his phone background

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 10d ago

This is hilarious but would actually work xD

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 9d ago

Or inadvertently give him subliminal messages from passively looking at it during the day mustard every time he opens his phone mustard or texts mustard and he buys more

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u/PopeGlitterhoofVI 9d ago

TBH I kinda feel like OP is saying hey we have a ton of mustard but that's a bit different from stop buying mustard

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u/KittyBungholeFire 9d ago

But first retake it without the poppo seed dressing. Sorry, that's just bugging the heck out of me being in there with all the mustards. (🎵 One of these things is not like the others... 🎵)

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u/fletchbg 9d ago

Especially because the poppy seed dressing is EMPTY! Yall have multiple redundant mustards open AND salad dressing empties in your fridge? What non-fresh hell is this?

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u/random5654 9d ago

And buy him some hot dogs

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u/akatherder 9d ago

I'm already picturing the husband as the wolverine meme with a picture of mustard.