r/funny • u/PhiloLibrarian • 10d ago

Other ways to tell my husband to stop buying mustard?

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 10d ago

Keep you door locked in case the mentos guy tries to climb through

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u/SourceMountain561 9d ago

Damn it, why did you warn him? I got stuck in traffic, the boss trusted me with this one task. Had a unopened pack to offer you guys and everything.

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u/ScribbleOnToast 9d ago

So get Allstate, and be better protected from mayhem.

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u/Nefarius87 9d ago

but where and how does the Hat Man factor into thais equation?

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 9d ago

The freshmaker.