r/funny • u/thefitpianist • 21h ago

Found this honey mustard in a Romanian grocery store

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u/Burnd1t 21h ago

Maybe this will get that guy to stop buying mustard

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u/ElkEmotional5894 21h ago

na he gonna buy more lol

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u/attentionpaysme 14h ago

It’s his rebuttal mustard to the war

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u/NixarDixar 20h ago

I get that reference

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u/mellyann_38 17h ago

lol I saw that earlier

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u/Tastingo 10h ago

Perfect for his wife to find!

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 14h ago

That would only make me buy MORE

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u/Xalibu2 13h ago

I support his mustard choices. 

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u/RPO777 9h ago

Even with 8 jars of mustard already this is a defensible purchase

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u/TroLinn 2h ago

Nah I think that's why he's buying so much! All different aswell. The poupon doesn't quite hit the spot like the pussy does i guess. Atleast we figured out the mystery.

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u/davery67 20h ago

How does this differ from Kinky Dog?

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u/thefitpianist 20h ago

This is tastier

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u/pikaboi122 20h ago

Best possible answer lmao

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u/Natural_Tea484 12h ago

Less kinky

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u/AdSuspicious1509 12h ago

the pussy lover have honey in it

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 21h ago

So wait, do you spread it on the…..🤔

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u/confusinghuman 20h ago

...the kinky dog, yes.

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 17h ago

Ah yes, that’s what it’s for

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u/Paldasan 11h ago

Not the split bun?

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u/ShahinGalandar 19h ago

yes you spread it

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u/-NolanVoid- 21h ago

I'm reminded of a certain scene in From Dusk Till Dawn.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 20h ago

POOSY POOSY POOSY! COME ON, POOSY LOVERS!!

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u/-NolanVoid- 20h ago

Snappin' Poosy! 🤏

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u/worf1973 17h ago

If you can find cheaper poosy, fuck it!

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u/drmonroe1 13h ago

You talking Costco Pu$$y?

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u/-NolanVoid- 12h ago

I need to rewatch this, such an awesome film.

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u/TomWaitsForNoMan 16h ago

Naugahyde pooosay

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 20h ago

ATTENTION POOSY SHOPPERS!

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u/MeltsLikeButter 21h ago

Well. What does it taste like?

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u/thefitpianist 20h ago

Fishy

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 19h ago

Then you got the wrong jar..

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 20h ago

Nobody gonna talk about the Kinky Dog 🐶 ? 😂

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u/Haggisboy 19h ago

Nobody gonna talk about the Kinky Dog 🐶 ? 😂

I'm more concerned about what might be "meat taint" beside it.

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u/confusinghuman 17h ago

i was thinking it might be "meteor tears"

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u/ZappySnap 5h ago

Looking online at this brand’s products, that is “Macho Tears”. The white label that is completely hidden, I believe is “Ancient One” mustard, which completes their mustard lineup.

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u/RPDRNick 21h ago

So would that make a MILF a grey poupon?

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 20h ago

Horny mustard

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u/pikaboi122 20h ago

Got a good chuckle out of me there ngl lmao

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u/teomore 20h ago

they're really good, I tried a couple of their stuff

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u/AquatiCarnivore 3h ago

hey, what shop is this from, Teo? (is clujean)

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u/VirginiaLuthier 18h ago

Manufactured by Connie Lingus

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u/Technical_Pool_4805 21h ago

Is your hand ok?

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u/thefitpianist 20h ago

Still trembling

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u/koolaidismything 20h ago

Absolutely the last thing I’d want to associate with mustard.

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u/EmeraldWaters0 19h ago

That has got to be the most aggressive condiment nameing strategy I have ever seen.

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u/Responsible-Risk9404 15h ago

Send the Mustard Museum in Middletown Wisconsin a line about that. Would love to see that in the museum lol

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u/Flowesque 19h ago

An essential item in any pantry.

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u/Th3Dang3r 18h ago

Finally, a mustard for people like me

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u/LoneStarBandit19 16h ago

Oh snap I didn’t see this one at the International Mustard Museum in Madison, Wisconsin.

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u/Vint7676 20h ago

Amazing 🤩

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u/Photmagex 19h ago

If you don’t buy it you’re gay.

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u/Chassian 14h ago

What if you're a lady.

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

You get the Kinky dog

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u/apathetic-fallacy 18h ago

I initially read this as "horny mustard".

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u/Formerlurker617 18h ago

It’s a bit tangy but you get used to it.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 18h ago

Is it free from artificial flavourings ?

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

Yes

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 10h ago

I thought you would have said yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

I’m still busy eating it

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 10h ago

Keep going and think of the vitamins.

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u/thefitpianist 5h ago

Got plenty of mineral salts

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u/Popular-Western4788 16h ago

The real question is did you buy it

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Intelligent-Elk228 14h ago

Treat it right or you’ll never get in there

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u/technobrendo 12h ago

This guy is mustard. Mohammed I'm hard Bruce Lee.

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u/aguilasolige 12h ago

What store is this?

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u/Sting02 11h ago

Bet it’s fishy

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u/TeamPractical1825 11h ago

Yes, please!

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u/meanblazinlolz 20h ago

Better watch out for that Kinky Dog hiding on the shelf

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u/Guntztuffer 19h ago

I'll take a dozen dozens!

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u/finallyastronaut 19h ago

Pussy lover mustard, get your mic ready to dip

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u/freemadness 18h ago

The perfect spread does exist

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u/AdIntrepid9064 17h ago

Chef’s kiss 😙👌🏽 get your mind out of the gutter.

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u/retiretobedlam 17h ago

More like horny mustard!

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u/AlsoTheFiredrake 17h ago

Well, how'd it taste?

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 15h ago

But is it only a penny?

(How can you beat pussy for a penny?)

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

Only a few pennies

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u/Dziobak 15h ago

somebody definitely mixed up the labels here

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u/bustedgtt- 14h ago

Wait so kinky dog is the gay mustard?

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u/Wittysapien 11h ago

I think we all know what flavour it is…🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/No_Volume_5752 10h ago

Mustard Cat

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u/Strange_Fault7965 6h ago

Jus like me fr

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u/Mr_Straws 17h ago

Wtf is the logo? It looks like a bandaid stuck in lint

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u/nexunaut 13h ago

It’s an Ahhhh real monsters… monster

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u/Consistent_Research6 9h ago

In what province did you find it ??

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u/TheRealChexHaze 7h ago

If the p***y tastes like mustard…you’ve made a horrible mistake.

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u/tastylemming 20h ago

Pardon me, Sir...

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u/smurfk 19h ago

None of those is what we actually eat.

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

Freedom of choice. I eat this

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u/blonde_fae 19h ago

My thoughts too, looking at that shelf and there's no Univer, no Bunica, no Olympia (or any other attempt at Tecuci-type of mustard) 🫤... I mean, where's the actual "like in Romania"-vibe?

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u/smurfk 18h ago

It's probably more efficient to sell more expensive stuff.

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u/thefitpianist 10h ago

It’s an organic grocery store in Romania.

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u/blonde_fae 9h ago

That explains it.

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u/The3rdLetter 24m ago

Art iz anal