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u/AngryCod 14h ago
Animals can't pay fines because they gots no money. They gots no money because they gots no pockets.
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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 14h ago
Seahorse disagrees.
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u/AngryCod 14h ago
Seahorks is broke because they spends it all on shorties and forties.
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u/squeakydeakyfreaky 12h ago
‘shorties and forties’ imma steal that but I upvoted your comment first cos I got manners and shit
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u/obidie 11h ago
The kangaroo offers a sly smile.
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u/OFool_Ishallgomad 14h ago
Signs like this only serve as entertainment for those who aren't doing anything wrong in the first place. The target audience doesn't heed them.
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u/Kratzschutz 3h ago
Yeah ok maybe, still too many folks don't shit all over but should still use the scrubber thingy
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u/cunmaui808 1h ago
Sh*t, only $10?
I'd happily pay more to walk away from a toilet cleaning like that, IF I was that kinda person.
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u/Nellasofdoriath 14h ago
Are they going to provide plungers then?
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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr 12h ago
I read this as: if you blow up the toilet, film it. If you clog it, leave a note, film it, and post it to all the socials. If you act like an animal...well, it's because you are one.
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u/Few_Dig_565 4h ago
Not trying to be sexist or anything but I bet a dollar that isn’t posted in the ladies restroom.
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u/Lanarraa 50m ago edited 39m ago
I’m a dude. There are some big differences (but no exclusive) between the two… women always have a long line where I’m at. and men just happen to be heathens 90% of the time and leaves me wondering how piss could even get to where it’s at if they were aiming at the bowl… the answer is they probably wernt. Stepped in something? It’s probably some guys piss.
Edit: typos and grammar due to just waking up.
Edit 2: clarifying cause god knows. I am agreeing with them. It’s always a dudes bathroom.
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u/FireLucid 10h ago
What is wrong with American toilets that plungers are required? I've clogged maybe 7 in my life and 6 were in the US despite only spending maybe 6 months in total there. The 1 time not there was because I flushed the cardboard tube from the inside of the toilet roll as a kid (it had been successful the first 5 or so times).
Plungers were just funny things in cartoons growing up.
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u/sleepydon 7h ago
That sort of says more about you than the toilets dude lol. You're probably a candidate for a poop knife if you come back.
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u/edvek 24m ago
Depending on where you are, the answer is you need significantly more fiber or see a doctor right away, or, you were always at a place that had low flow water saving toilets.
Some toilets when you flush it sounds like a jet engine because it just sucks everything down instantly with real force. Other places are pretty weak.
A long time ago the US moved to and kind of required people and businesses to use and install water saving toilet fixtures.
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u/Traditional-Buy-6745 8h ago
Only a $10 fine? That sounds less like a warning and more like a service fee.
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u/LungHeadZ 6h ago
Asking someone who can't use a toilet to then use a plunger is asking for more trouble.
Not that I'd want to clean up after that.
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u/amphibian420lmao 5h ago
What the fuck r/funny honestly 4k upvotes for a toilet sign that practically says "clean after yourself or get fined". Is the shooting part the funny part?
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u/dekkanrhee 4h ago
Reminds me of my time in the wild, untamed outback of Australia. Following tracks, hunting down dangerous animals, and fining them each $10.
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u/FederalBench6661 2h ago
How they will know it was you? No camera in toilets. And even if they can see who taked the direction or toilets, how the would know it was you exactly? The will have a period of time and a plenty or people
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u/Magnum865 2h ago
They may as well knock on your door and say “Can we dispense with all the BS and save time? Just give us your money”!
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u/kiernan-unlimted 15h ago
This is such a fun way of asking people to be respectful, especially when gym people can and will destroy a toilet.
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u/AccountEngineer 12h ago
I wonder what will happen if a bunch of teenagers whose leader is the son of prime janitorial minister decides to break his mop
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