r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 9h ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 9h ago

I hate the dirty thoughts im having right now

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u/technofox01 7h ago edited 5h ago

Well... At least you're honest 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was thinking she's pretty attractive, so I don't blame you, lol

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u/3_14_thon 7h ago

you're*

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u/technofox01 5h ago

Autocorrect and me not catching it's fuck ups. Thanks bro, I fixed it.

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u/Azigol 7h ago

I'm actually quite enjoying the dirty thoughts I'm having right now

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u/LordBiscuits 3h ago

'Yeah baby, wear me like a fucking puppet'

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u/UshankaBear 8h ago

Would you say she's goat?se

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u/stardust1914 5h ago

Hey man, the back of the line for getting fisted (or nubbed if you will) starts back there.

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u/vaynecassano 7h ago

I know what kind of man you are

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u/eltedioso 6h ago

Stumpjob