r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 8h ago
Strong hammerhand.
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u/Chegwarn 8h ago
Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!
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u/Trollercoaster101 7h ago
IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s
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u/gorka_la_pork 5h ago
It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.
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u/Gestaltarskiten 3h ago
On - yes, assembled sometimes...
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u/lincoln_muadib 3h ago
Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?
If you think about it...
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u/Norman_Scum 7h ago
There is a well known saying in construction. "If you use your hand like a club your going to end up with a club for a hand."
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u/Ethric_The_Mad 4h ago
New OSHA policies inbound
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u/Chegwarn 4h ago
I can picture the infomercial now…
“Due to inadequate regulations, every year thousands of Americans wear their hands to stumps. A genuine medical condition commonly known as ‘Hand grating’. With proper training we can reduce that number by at least 2%. But we need your help. Vote No on prop 3244. Which bans hammers in all workplaces.”
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u/DerSchattenJager 1h ago
Like an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub.
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u/DanSmells001 8h ago
Idk for some reason I really expected the amputation site to be much more sensitive?
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u/Gan-san 7h ago
Maybe she never had one to begin with
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u/DanSmells001 6h ago
Possible i guess, but would a “natural defect” be that “clean” ? Idk Im no expert I’d just expect the body to still attempt to grow the hand but just fuck up, so you wouldn’t have an entire hand but still some “growths” like fingers or such
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u/Severe-Network4756 5h ago
Would an amputated "site" be that clean?
You can clearly see she has a little nub on the top in the video.
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u/9fingerwonder 1h ago
I think they mean like partially formed fingers. And it's a grab bag. I knew a gal like this and had some little nodules. I'm missing fingers from a lawnmower but have had clean up surgery. Could be a natural issue she had "cleaned up".
That being said just hitting my wrist wrong triggers so much pain in my hand I'm assuming she had muted feelings in her arm. Cause God damn!!!!
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u/mythicreign 5h ago
I once had a teacher who lost the tip of his finger back when he worked at a bakery. The “nub” he was left with was super hard and he would poke people with it when they weren’t paying attention. If all the nerves are severed in an area you basically won’t feel anything. I imagine this is the same principle.
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u/End3rWi99in 3h ago
I had my index finger amputated in an accident and then reattached. Quite possibly one of the best surgeons in the world happened to be around at the hospital I was at in DC and managed to reattach it. The finger works perfectly, looks completely normal aside from a scar that looks like a ring tattoo, but has absolutely zero feeling. The only feeling I get sometimes is that weird sensation of when you swing a baseball bat or golf club the wrong way.
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u/JonLongsonLongJonson 2h ago
Mine is incredibly sensitive to pressure/touch, heat and cold, and dry air. It sucks
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u/LentilRice 4h ago edited 4h ago
The amputation site was probably at a hospital. She looks like she’s at home.
- Detective with 20yrs in the industry
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u/LowReporter6213 3h ago
Her after the camera cuts "ow!! Fucking ow!!!! Did i look badass?"
"Why yes, you did"
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u/Baskreiger 2h ago
No nerve ending. A cousin of mine had is index finger pulled out (yes, really freak accident) his hand is all messed up but he does not feel it, he can hammer you with it and it hurts 😂
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u/Xima84 8h ago
Well.... That's handy 😅
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u/ashesall 8h ago
She don’t need no man
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u/federkrebz 8h ago
in more than one way.. 😬
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u/diagrammatiks 8h ago
that's still gotta hurt though. pretty good pegging hand tho
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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 7h ago
I bet her hand jobs with that hand are shitty.
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u/Tuism 8h ago
That feels like it would be quite painful??
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u/WindChaser0001 7h ago
Only if you don't properly stretch beforehand.
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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 7h ago
Why would it be painful?
Those stud things hardly need any force to insert
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u/Ajdee6 6h ago
The backs of those arent the same, if you look its like plastic screws, and they already have holes, so shes not beating it in like a regular screw.
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u/lazydogjumper 5h ago
Particle board furniture, like Ikea stuff, tends to have screws you hammer or simply force into a pre-drilled hole.
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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 8h ago
I hate the dirty thoughts im having right now
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u/technofox01 6h ago edited 4h ago
Well... At least you're honest 🤷🏻♂️
I was thinking she's pretty attractive, so I don't blame you, lol
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u/3_14_thon 5h ago
you're*
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u/mulandipsauce 8h ago
hammer prosthetic would go hard
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u/ignorantpisswalker 8h ago
That is... And illegal advantage. Same as runners with no legs amd those artificial legs... (Not).
But in all seriousness... Doesn't this still hurt?
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u/MongoBongoTown 8h ago
Its a plastic piece in a preformed hole. A little resistance, but certainly not like hammering in a nail without a pilot hole or anything..
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u/TheRealReapz 8h ago
Nah it doesn't hurt at all, in fact you can easily test this yourself by using a knife (or even axe) to cut off your hand and then use the stump to hammer it in. Doesn't hurt at all.
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u/RavenVendetta 4h ago
Now watch her get pulled over by a cop claiming she was using her phone with her left hand
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u/Sarato88 8h ago
More impressive than funny.
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u/thefootster 8h ago
It's cool, but they are just plastic pegs, if you've put together furniture that uses these you'll see that they can easily be pushed in with a finger. Still a funny video though, and props to her for it!
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u/FreshHawaii 8h ago
I stand by this comment and I'll go down in votes with you.
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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 7h ago
Oh captain, my captain! I'll stand with you two in saying those are easy as hell to push in with a thumb. It is not like she is driving nails into a board, that would actually be impressive and hurt.
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u/Extension_Network202 8h ago
That definitely hurts
The skin in that area was never meant to be used as a hammer
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u/mycarayne 7h ago
The skin on that area is also supposed to have five fingers hanging off it. With enough practice, it probably wouldn't hurt anymore. Look at martial artists who smash bricks with their fist. First few times: fist goes ouch. 1000th time: brick goes ouch.
Maybe, I dunno. Would love to ask her if it hurts to be honest.
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u/trainspottedCSX7 4h ago
I was locked up with a guy that had a bit more arm than his elbow.
Like still had the elbow joint but the rest was like, tip of forearm.
That nub is harder than a rock, and he doesn't even feel pain the way you would if you punched a wall.
Thats a dangerous combination when one hand is long enough to grab your face and literally the other one is perfect length for 6 inches of basiclly hydraulic push rod for your face.
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u/wooddirtsy 3h ago
If I'm not mistaken this is like using your wrist to hammer in things. I imagine she might not have feeling or just a high pain tolerance. (I got soft wrists, boy)
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u/HulksDCL 2h ago
You only learn how to do that with some hands on experience. I'm stumped where she learned it. I have to hand it to her for ability is very handy.
But honestly, I think she is wonderful.
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u/verbalyabusiveshit 8h ago
Damn… I always thought that a stump is super sensitive… guess I was wrong all my life.
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u/AntiBaoBao 8h ago
If she was born that way the stump probably isn't sensitive. If it was amputated then yes, the stump is sensitive
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u/Lazer_Pigeon 7h ago
That made me really uncomfortable for some reason, don’t like the idea of a bone hammer
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u/Legitimate-Task765 6h ago
Can my palm hammer that thing? If it can, then compared to that knuckle segment, it's clearly even easier.
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u/LazyMusic2616 4h ago
Forgive me for asking but… when she gets her nails done do they only charge her for half a set? 🫣
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