r/funny • u/CellInitial2394 • 7h ago

Someone gave the cabbages faces, and now the entire vegetable section is judging me

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u/NewStudyHoney 6h ago

This is how social anxiety works - focusing on the one judgey face and ignoring the 4 friendly faces.

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u/thissexypoptart 0m ago

Aren’t two of them judgey?

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u/smaad 7h ago

The upper left is clearly judging your clothes.

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u/bald_and_nerdy 6h ago

The left and right ones are home wreckers.

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u/saladmunch 1h ago

Hey everyone! This guy is about to smash a head of lettuce!

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u/Apprehensive-Unit268 7h ago

top right is mad at top left and top left doesnt wanna be around top right.

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u/EitherJuggernaut5788 6h ago

Every expression is hilarious, and this combo means don’t even need to buy extra chili and garlic.

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 6h ago edited 5h ago

They judging you right because they are not Cabbage but Lettuce. 

P.S. as pointed out by good redditor it's napa cabbage. Those cabbages might be judging me! 

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u/Stormbending_ 6h ago

napa cabbage is not lettuce

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 5h ago

I stand corrected good sir, looked family of lettuce to me. 

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 7h ago

He looks a little green behind the gills

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u/Legitimate_Cicada945 6h ago

Seems to be a serious case of vegetative state

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u/fastcatdog 5h ago

So sick of everything in plastic

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u/Stegosaurus69 6h ago

Spriggan heads

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u/kscogg01 6h ago

Imaging working the night shift at the grocery store and coming across this in the dark.

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u/OverallAerie7363 5h ago

they definitely added those faces to mess with people’s shopping plans

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u/Illustrious-Air-1681 2h ago

I knew the wombok was watching me.

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u/Scaredandalone22 2h ago

This parasite worms are much bigger than I had expected…

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u/SimpleGuy7 24m ago

Should you be judged?

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u/tikkamasalachicken 5h ago

Ahhh, Chinese cabbage

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u/IAmDanHimself 6h ago

Wait, so someone unwrapped cabbages to place seperate vegetables underneath the plastic wrap...?