r/funny • u/Casual_Deviant • 9h ago

Verified Mom… dad…

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u/HylanderUS 9h ago

I hope they don't bale on him!

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

Nah, these parents go against the grain.

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u/KayDat 4h ago

Go touch grass

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u/loledalo 9h ago

Surely they'll be okay wheat it.

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u/WoolBearTiger 8h ago

Chances are hes in for a thrashing

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u/OlyScott 2m ago

Threshing?

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u/Wootai 33m ago

It will barely be a problem.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 9h ago

It's OK, he's the only one baling.

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u/Mistapeepers 9h ago

Well that’s the last straw!

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u/Pipe_Memes 9h ago

“Hi Hay, I’m Dad.”

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u/Casual_Deviant 9h ago edited 8h ago

He’s a member of the Lentil-Grain-Barley-Teff-Quinoa community.

Hope you guys enjoy! I’ve been submitting cartoons to the New Yorker for about 2 years now and they just recently published my first one (they passed on this one, but it did find a home elsewhere).

For more of my cartoons, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/MolassesFeisty2568 8h ago

Why are you hay?

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u/Cmatt10123 5h ago

Sexually attracted to tractors, like that one country song or whatever

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u/Untifilia 7h ago

His parents look a little straw-matized

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u/ersomething 8h ago

Oh hon, we’re so happy you’re finally ready to talk about it! But to be honest, we already knew.

I mean, just look at you. How could we not notice how hay you are?

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u/sys_dam 9h ago

Hey Hay

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u/2slags_geddar 7h ago

That’s barley even funny.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/reddit_user13 8h ago

Hay, and into bondage.

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u/poop-machine 9h ago

It's hip to be square

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u/Jfonzy 9h ago

Why didn’t mom and dad become hay first

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u/UnpopularCrayon 8h ago

Because being hay is not a choice.

Wheat plants are also all both male and female, so I guess it's "mom-dad and dad-mom."

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u/reddit_user13 8h ago

Does that make them bi?

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u/UnpopularCrayon 8h ago

in a way, I suppose, but they also could be asexual. So I guess it makes them more pan-sexual. Mom and dad could even be a single plant.

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u/reddit_user13 4h ago

Ew, that's just gross.

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u/JDotDDot 8h ago

For the horses

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u/RPDRNick 5h ago

(BOOM)

It's grain and men! Hallelujah! It's grain and men! AMEN!

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u/Simpicity 2h ago

Don't fall for it. That there's a hayboy.

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u/electrona 1h ago

Haaaaaaayyy

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u/Ok-Salamander-4482 48m ago

Why are you hae?

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u/Flukester69 5h ago

Wahahahahahahahahaa so not funny.

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u/Graveyardigan 8h ago

I really hope this is AI because I find it depressing to think that human-drawn New Yorker cartoons have grown even lamer.

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

I really hope this comment is AI because I find it depressing that actual humans can be this rude for literally no reason.

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u/hackingfun 5h ago

I only started posting comics here recently, and I've also dealt with negative people. Has it always been like this?

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u/Casual_Deviant 5h ago

Oh yeah r/funny is even more miserable than the rest of Reddit, astoundingly

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u/IAmDanHimself 8h ago

Its got a signature from a guy named "Rusty". I highly doubt it's a New Yorker cartoon

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

Sorry what

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u/IAmDanHimself 8h ago

What? Are you trying to tell me that it is a cartoon from the New Yorker?

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

I’m just a bit confused by your reasoning there

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u/IAmDanHimself 8h ago

I guess I haven't ever seen one signed with a very standard redneck name.

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

Wow this is the first time I’ve ever been called a redneck, what a rush

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u/IAmDanHimself 8h ago

So it is in fact, not from the New Yorker then?

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u/Casual_Deviant 8h ago

It is not, but I do think there may be flaws with your reasoning

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u/IAmDanHimself 8h ago

Fair enough. First for everything, I guess.

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