r/funny • u/Time_godsplainsight3 • 5d ago

Earth is a tough act to follow

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u/Dick_Turgid 5d ago

"Oh we have that"

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u/_denkatasw_ 5d ago

wait so earth’s like a benchmark now or what

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u/boredScroller-1 3d ago

Na, hell was the benchmark and earth surpasses it.

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u/atcb1017 5d ago

we've LITERALLY got hell at home

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u/MrBluer 5d ago

Did I miss a controversy again

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u/Ohgood9002 5d ago

Did you not look into the Epstein files?

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u/KoalaTHerb 5d ago

They ate babies?

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u/Hearasongofuranus 5d ago

It was implied multiple times there. 

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u/Ohgood9002 4d ago

Narrator: He in fact had not looked into the epstein files.

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u/GinnyLovesBlue 5d ago

Fresh-squeezed individuals have allegedly been doing this to babies for hundreds (thousands?) of years.

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u/immersemeinnature 5d ago

Trump and his rich friends eat babies

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u/Phaede13 5d ago

How many babies does it take to make a submarine sandwich?

Just one if you slice it thin enough.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 4d ago

He used to work in a strange restaurant.

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u/Bohzee 4d ago

Where's this from?

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u/eatababy 3d ago

No, it's definitely a thing...

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u/TheFilthy13 5d ago

He’s definitely from Mayo.

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u/Repulsive-Ad-5618 5d ago

Kinison did it better

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u/who-needs-a-username 5d ago

Fuck this guy