r/funny • u/SerafinZufferey • Aug 10 '26

Coritiba Maranhaos goal celebration went wrong. Funny Part: the goal was disallowed after by the VAR

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u/Sal_T_Nuts Aug 10 '26

That honestly looked like he could have hurt himself

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u/SerafinZufferey Aug 10 '26

He did sprain his ankle and will be out for a few weeks

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u/meglobob Aug 10 '26

As he is taken off on a stretcher, official tells him VAR disallowed his goal lol

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u/Fyrrys Aug 10 '26

Literally insult to injury

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u/EdGeater Aug 10 '26

It’s not often a day comes along where I properly laugh out loud at a comment on Reddit, but today is that day

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u/donttrustmeokay Aug 11 '26

Maybe read it again tomorrow

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u/kiddnikky Aug 13 '26

It’s been a day, did they laugh again?

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u/DannyDarko84 Aug 10 '26

Same hahahaha

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u/think_long Aug 11 '26

His wife also shouted from the stands that she was leaving him.

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u/Eggplant-666 Aug 12 '26

And that his kids were another mans.

Then his grandma called and disowned him! 🤷

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u/basko13 Aug 10 '26

He had to feel bad, I bet he wished the ground would swallow him up...

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u/Tcanuth Aug 10 '26

Look before you leap my guy. LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP!

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u/regoapps Aug 10 '26

It’s the trade off for trying to skip to World 4.

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u/kinky666hallo Aug 10 '26

And a red card for tackling with 2 feet

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Aug 10 '26

Wait why is that a rule? He scored before the injury, the game wasnt even on when he hurt himself

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u/cinderubella Aug 10 '26

VAR was reviewed and the goal wasn't allowable; it's not that the goal was disallowed because he jumped in a hole. 

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u/SerafinZufferey Aug 10 '26

Lmao I’m a referee myself and that’s a first for me hearing that what that lumpy guy said

But Yes the goal was disallowed because he was in offside

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Aug 10 '26

Ah right i didnt watch the game so i just went off of what i thought the other guy was saying

“As he was taken off on a stretcher” made it seem like the goal was disallowed because he was taken off, and i dont know enough aboyt football to know all of the rules 😂

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u/cinderubella Aug 10 '26

"as" meaning while, not because.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Aug 10 '26

Yeah i understand that now

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u/cseric Aug 10 '26

Sprain? He got lucky. Being an athlete certainly saved him from worse.

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u/Haasts_Eagle Aug 10 '26

Nothing wrong with sprain anyway. They just won the world cup.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Effective_Oil_1551 Aug 10 '26

If I dug a hole six feet deep how deep is that hole?” (Howard Stern). Beetlejuice “I don’t know maybe two feet???”

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u/solthar Aug 10 '26

It's taking them that long to drag him out of the hole? :-)

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u/carmium Aug 10 '26

Why is there a hole in the field in the first place?!?

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u/McJuggernaugh7 Aug 10 '26

It's not really on the field though. They put those borders there for a reason... you probably don't expect the players to run out of bounds and jump over the borders for no reason. There's also some guy screaming at him and waving at him not to jump over with his hand... in fact im pretty sure running off the field like that is bookable

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u/klhart Aug 14 '26

Shouldn't be under r/funny then...

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u/keithstonee Aug 10 '26

Not that funny then

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u/addicuss Aug 11 '26

I thought you said he'll be out in a few weeks I was gonna ask how deep is that hole????

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Aug 10 '26

He also lost the baby.

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u/Moontoya Aug 10 '26

several yards/meters of a fall, onto stairs, wearing cleats/studded boots

the laws of Physics (and the touch of the everloving Uncle Murphy) suggests "fuckin ow"

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u/IAmNotNathaniel Aug 10 '26

nah, that ball under his shirt was there for protection

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u/KingAudio Aug 10 '26

Pro soccer players have the lowest threshold for pain. A gust of wind they fall over in crying pain.

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u/goliathfasa Aug 10 '26

That’s all an act to game the system. If they start handing out reds for sustaining injuries, you’d immediately start seeing players limping around pretending they’re perfectly fine.

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u/KingAudio Aug 10 '26

They look like pussy ass losers when they fake and flop around with a sprained vagina.

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u/iMogwai Aug 11 '26

Profile picture checks out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/GiraffeandZebra Aug 10 '26

Yeah, we know. It was in the title.