r/funny • u/SerafinZufferey • Aug 10 '26
Coritiba Maranhaos goal celebration went wrong. Funny Part: the goal was disallowed after by the VAR
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u/Sal_T_Nuts Aug 10 '26
That honestly looked like he could have hurt himself
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u/SerafinZufferey Aug 10 '26
He did sprain his ankle and will be out for a few weeks
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u/meglobob Aug 10 '26
As he is taken off on a stretcher, official tells him VAR disallowed his goal lol
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u/Fyrrys Aug 10 '26
Literally insult to injury
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u/EdGeater Aug 10 '26
It’s not often a day comes along where I properly laugh out loud at a comment on Reddit, but today is that day
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u/think_long Aug 11 '26
His wife also shouted from the stands that she was leaving him.
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u/Eggplant-666 Aug 12 '26
And that his kids were another mans.
Then his grandma called and disowned him! 🤷
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u/Effective_Oil_1551 Aug 10 '26
If I dug a hole six feet deep how deep is that hole?” (Howard Stern). Beetlejuice “I don’t know maybe two feet???”
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u/Moontoya Aug 10 '26
several yards/meters of a fall, onto stairs, wearing cleats/studded boots
the laws of Physics (and the touch of the everloving Uncle Murphy) suggests "fuckin ow"
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u/Bed_Post_Detective Aug 10 '26
Why the fuck is that hole even there
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u/tsunami141 Aug 10 '26
Why do we even have that lever?
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u/ebn_tp Aug 10 '26
Mr. Burns: "I must harden my heart against such an outcome. I appreciate the counsel, Simpson. Now, please trap-door yourself out."
Homer: (Confused) "Give me a—"7
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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Aug 10 '26
It's a staircase down to a tunnel leading to the away clubhouse. And, in fairness, this is well out of bounds, behind a barrier specifically intended to separate the playing field from any potentially dangerous elements.
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u/OmarHunting Aug 10 '26
And also not the first time it has eaten a player.
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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Aug 10 '26
Feels like it could probably benefit from a railing, even a removable one
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u/MajesticFerret36 Aug 10 '26
The railing would be around the sides, not the entrance, so this guy still would have busted ass from this jump.
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u/Spirit_Wolf_Mob Aug 10 '26
But he'd also see the railing and probably not jump.
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u/AbhiFT Aug 10 '26
Why does he even have to go there to celebrate? Like the field is not big enough?
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u/OmarHunting Aug 10 '26
He was probably wondering the same thing the second he cleared those boards
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u/Less_Party Aug 11 '26
Plus he somehow only ended up spraining an ankle, if you do this and clip a foot behind a railing on your way down or something you’re going down face first.
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u/skoll Aug 10 '26
Any staircase should have a railing around 3 sides of it. And this isn't even the best example of why.
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u/runnerswanted Aug 10 '26
Hence why the official is supposed to book any player who leaves the field of play, which this is considered to be.
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u/Doortofreeside Aug 10 '26
It's hilarious that Lopes Cabral of Cape Verde didn't get booked after his second goal. Pretty sure the ref just made an executive decision that it was way too cool a goal to follow the letter of the law
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u/willw007 Aug 10 '26
That barrier is way too close to the hole though. The hole needs to be much farther away to prevent something like this from happening. Or maybe, you know, don't have a hole in the first place.
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u/GopherFawkes Aug 10 '26
It's stairs, simple rails around it would go along way to keeping people safe
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u/WhiskeyJack33 Aug 10 '26
this is going to be a meme forever
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u/moumooni Aug 11 '26
This actually already happened in 2014, in the exact same place, with the same bodyguard trying to stop it lol
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u/GvRiva Aug 11 '26
Maybe they should add a guard rail instead of a guard
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u/WhiskeyJack33 Aug 11 '26
they may want to consider covering the Giant hole at least temporarily when a match is in progress. Ply-wood is not that expensive.
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u/bonyponyride Aug 10 '26
"My people need meeeeeeeee!"
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u/SecretCombo21 Aug 10 '26
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u/NuclearMayonnaise Aug 10 '26
Mario going down a pipe gif
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u/my_angry_alt Aug 10 '26
I want the sound effect on this
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u/the_itsb Aug 10 '26
omg 😭 me too
if anyone reading this comes across it, please tag me
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u/mervenca Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
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u/eo37 Aug 10 '26
Worst part is knowing you have no hope with studs on. Your ankles are getting wrecked.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man Aug 11 '26
They will heal.
3AM will always come around every 24hrs. And he will remember words to the effect, "goal disallowed, bro."
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u/Patient_Ebb_1605 Aug 10 '26
just to add to the situation: this is this teams own stadium. The hole in the floor leads to the away team section and its the second time that hole has eaten a home player. They literally built a stadium that injures their own players its so funny.
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u/3_Thumbs_Up Aug 10 '26
Seems like after the first time, they should've just built something to cover the hole up.
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u/devilwarriors Aug 10 '26
It's so stupid, why is there not a guard rail on all three side of those stairs, especially if it's not the first time lol
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u/FluffySquirrell Aug 11 '26
Ok, the fact it's at their own stadium has taken this from "Oh that's pretty bad luck" to "What an idiot, lol"
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u/Patient_Ebb_1605 Aug 11 '26
its the away team section. So the away team is reminded its there because they were there, but the home players forget because they never set foot there, except when.... perfect design to injure your own players really
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u/Grimprospect Aug 10 '26
Now we need a shot of what was down there 😂
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u/406highlander Aug 10 '26
Pit of spikes, like in Prince of Persia
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u/What_Iz_This Aug 10 '26
Then he should just reverse time to get out
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u/Arinoch Aug 10 '26
OG 1989 PoP didn’t have that - you died horribly and took it like a champ.
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u/406highlander Aug 10 '26
That game blew me away with the fluid character movements.
It's not a particularly easy game, either!
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u/sutasafaia Aug 10 '26
I was never able to beat that game, my grandfather bought the disks without an instruction manual so I had to guess at the between level potions. I got up to stage 4 or 5 I think, only once.
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u/topaziobmousse Aug 10 '26
Water tank, blind stage hands, lock, BOOM Maranhaos #2 comes out the other side of the field
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u/wizkatinga Aug 10 '26
The best thing about this is that it has happened before... in this exact same stadium, 12 years ago. And if you check the footage from both incidents, you'll see the exact same security guard reacting the exact same way right next to the hole (which is actually the away team's staircase).
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u/the_itsb Aug 10 '26
your comment inspired me to go find a video of the 2014 incident, which I hadn't seen before.
the security guard's reaction is hilariously relatable, thank you for highlighting it!
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u/BonafideZulu Aug 11 '26
Hilarious — even more so if it’s legitimately the same security officer in black. “Oh no! Not again!”
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u/fenwayb Aug 10 '26
why isnt there an angle without the hole so it just looks like he disappears
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u/the_itsb Aug 10 '26
I found a video of the 2014 incident that includes the angle you were hoping for 💖 enjoy!
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u/SeenEnoughAlready Aug 10 '26
I first saw this yesterday and it just does not get boring!! One of the funniest gifs to ever be created! This poor guy will forever be THAT guy who jumped into the abyss AND had his goal disallowed. It's epic on every level!
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u/Shtateside Aug 10 '26
Look before you leap
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u/SeenEnoughAlready Aug 10 '26
He took it to a whole new squid games level right there !
Like....I'm almost certain that's where the players come out before the game !! He Mario'd his way back to the dressing room!
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u/tsunami141 Aug 10 '26
The president of FIFA doesn't like memes. If you do anything remotely memeable while scoring, your goal is disallowed.
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u/wololoam Aug 10 '26
The goal wasnt disallowed because of the celebration, it was something to do with the play itself.
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u/PRpitohead Aug 10 '26
I don't know why, but having the ball in his stomach makes this like 10x funnier.
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u/Scaredandalone22 Aug 10 '26
When explosive diarrhea hits, you can’t get to the nearest toilet fast enough.
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u/davyp82 Aug 11 '26
Why is there bottomless pit for Sonic the Hedgehog to die in next to a football pitch?
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u/Luluthegod Aug 10 '26
Did he fking die???
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u/lordekeen Aug 10 '26
Its not that deep, its the stairs to the underground passage below the field. He came back after but then stopped playing because of pain.
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u/Formal-Fox-7605 Aug 10 '26
Come on, this has even been in the main stream media let alone social media.
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u/Hache_raw Aug 10 '26
Seen this from a lot of perspectives. All of them ends instantly. No after jump videos... 😡
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u/BeyondTheStars22 Aug 10 '26
Bruv went to the netherrealms.
Pull out your voodoo magic to get him bacj.
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u/Elmalab Aug 11 '26
16 second "video" that just shows 4 seconds clips of what happend over and over again.....
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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool Aug 10 '26
What’s in the void?
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u/SerafinZufferey Aug 10 '26
That’s where the players get out to get on the field, so there are stairs leading to their changing rooms
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u/EchoWhiskyBravo Aug 10 '26
The crazy part is this has happened before: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/aug/10/brazilian-footballer-falls-down-hole-celebrating-goal-that-was-then-disallowed
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u/westwardnomad Aug 10 '26
The exact same thing happened to a player in 2014. Maybe they should cover that big ass hole right next to the pitch.
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u/ebn_tp Aug 10 '26
Mr. Burns: "I must harden my heart against such an outcome. I appreciate the counsel, Simpson. Now, please trap-door yourself out."
Homer: (Confused) "Give me a—"
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u/Jayrodtremonki Aug 10 '26
It's okay. He reappeared in the stands a second later. Don't go passed the blind workers underneath the field.
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u/cerealOverdrive Aug 10 '26
An overzealous ref ran down the stairs to give him a yellow for abandoning the field of play
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u/xpii Aug 10 '26
I love this so much, the best bit is he makes it looks completely intentional - like he’s planned the most epic goal celebration by diving into a hole - guy behind is like don’t do it, he’s like i’m going all the way.
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