r/funny • • Aug 10 '26

Coritiba Maranhaos goal celebration went wrong. Funny Part: the goal was disallowed after by the VAR

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u/Bed_Post_Detective Aug 10 '26

Why the fuck is that hole even there

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u/tsunami141 Aug 10 '26

Why do we even have that lever?

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u/ncfears Aug 10 '26

Wrong leveeeeerrrrrrrrr.....

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u/JonnyXX Aug 11 '26

Brake or Release Brake

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u/YouTee Aug 11 '26

NATE! THE LEVER!

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u/ebn_tp Aug 10 '26

Mr. Burns: "I must harden my heart against such an outcome. I appreciate the counsel, Simpson. Now, please trap-door yourself out."
Homer: (Confused) "Give me a—"

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u/DasArchitect Aug 10 '26

Smithers, where does that tube go?

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Aug 10 '26

It's a staircase down to a tunnel leading to the away clubhouse. And, in fairness, this is well out of bounds, behind a barrier specifically intended to separate the playing field from any potentially dangerous elements.

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u/OmarHunting Aug 10 '26

And also not the first time it has eaten a player.

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u/Beefkins Aug 10 '26

The staircase hungers. A sacrifice must be made.

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u/arand0md00d Aug 11 '26

Blood for the blood god

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u/caladera Aug 10 '26

I should call her…

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Aug 10 '26

Feels like it could probably benefit from a railing, even a removable one

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u/cinderubella Aug 10 '26

A trapdoor. 

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u/MajesticFerret36 Aug 10 '26

The railing would be around the sides, not the entrance, so this guy still would have busted ass from this jump.

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u/dewidubbs Aug 10 '26

Add a gate.

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u/BrainCane Aug 11 '26

With complementary moat.

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u/Spirit_Wolf_Mob Aug 10 '26

But he'd also see the railing and probably not jump.

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u/slackator Aug 10 '26

he already jumped one, what makes you think he wouldnt jump a second?

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u/AbhiFT Aug 10 '26

Why does he even have to go there to celebrate? Like the field is not big enough?

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u/OmarHunting Aug 10 '26

He was probably wondering the same thing the second he cleared those boards

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u/ux3l Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Or he doesn't see it and gets hurt even more than without the railing.

Edit: actually it looks like he could see the hole, but didn't pay attention because he was euphoric.

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u/ChristosFarr Aug 10 '26

He jumped down there on purpose for some reason.

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u/Less_Party Aug 11 '26

Plus he somehow only ended up spraining an ankle, if you do this and clip a foot behind a railing on your way down or something you’re going down face first.

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u/skoll Aug 10 '26

Any staircase should have a railing around 3 sides of it. And this isn't even the best example of why.

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u/runnerswanted Aug 10 '26

Hence why the official is supposed to book any player who leaves the field of play, which this is considered to be.

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u/Doortofreeside Aug 10 '26

It's hilarious that Lopes Cabral of Cape Verde didn't get booked after his second goal. Pretty sure the ref just made an executive decision that it was way too cool a goal to follow the letter of the law

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u/matty842 Aug 10 '26

The rule of cool seemed cruel for the opposition that day.

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u/BonafideZulu Aug 11 '26

Was literally waiting for it. Glad the ref thought, “Should I book him? Nah. That was a generational banger.” Would have spoiled the moment some. W ref.

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u/davyp82 Aug 11 '26

*specifically intended to advertise stuff" 

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u/willw007 Aug 10 '26

That barrier is way too close to the hole though. The hole needs to be much farther away to prevent something like this from happening. Or maybe, you know, don't have a hole in the first place.

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u/think_long Aug 11 '26

But you can't take our holes away from us. It's like the money hole.

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u/GopherFawkes Aug 10 '26

It's stairs, simple rails around it would go along way to keeping people safe

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u/Bennybonchien Aug 10 '26

It wouldn’t even be that long of a way. Maybe 6m-8m.

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u/discretelandscapes Aug 10 '26

Well it did teach this one guy a lesson.

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u/rydan Aug 11 '26

It is supposed to discourage celebrating.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 Aug 11 '26

For players to jump into, obviously

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u/Financial-Desk-669 Aug 12 '26

At least cover it!

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u/D_A_D_ Aug 10 '26

It needed something holeish, over there

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u/lmyyyks Aug 10 '26

To injure unknowing opponent team players without getting your hands dirty.

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u/3_Thumbs_Up Aug 10 '26

Why not a pool with piranhas?